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Some stills from my new video SEVEN UP

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I knew the local cat would like my catmint. I didn't expect him to quite literally climb into the pot and break every single stem 😅😂

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it’s that time of the week again!

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Emailing my manager to ask if my paper looks okay for internal review has me in knots. My self confidence is so shot 😅

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Fungus gnats in my houseplants again 😭. Don't have the heart to change all the soil again so I'll do some hydrogen peroxide rinses

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We spotted our first Balbriggan Corgi 😍

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This queue is making me want to bite the bullet and become teetotal 😅

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Ah lads, I know things with the economy are tough but not even the telegram job scams are offering above minimum wage 😂

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Shaved my moustache lopsided and I'm not a happy bunny about it 😅

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A James Joyce love letter remix of Charli Xcx called farty 4 you

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Like praying inside a Tardis

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The level of detail is absolutely killing me 😂

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For Pride, here's Superman being a thirsty little gay boy singing Judy in the shower

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Saying 'oooh big stretch' when he puts another finger in

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We Stan an office siren 😌

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I forgot the tedium of prepping datasets for longitudinal analysis 😪. I'm partially helping myself by keeping only fully matched cases in each wave to not have to faff around with missingness.

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I’m doing the Marilyn Monroe dress fly up thing but the hot air is going into my ass hole and making my tummy big and round

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Mad that this is still even a concept. During mine, they just had us "say it in our hearts" because they knew nobody wanted to actually take part.

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*Azealia banks voice* What the fuck is a Nimbus

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SEVEN UP is out now open.spotify.com/album/44pqM9...

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How does it feel to live my dream

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ea nasir is back baby awooo

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Delayed trains and Kev had his bag stolen. Lovely fucking evening 😅

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Had one of those talks with my manager where I told her I'm languishing a bit so she's gonna help me with a plan of action for me to upskill a bit and get back into research.

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This is so camp

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Okay but Nintendo putting Mario on their box is so cute.

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My work making me train interviewers on the same day as the Charli Xcx concert is homophobia 😭

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When I accidentally sign off my email with "All the nest" instead of all the best.

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Wasted opportunity to make pink bottles à la Mouthful mode

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Waking up to a new Cupcakke song has made this walk to work infinitely better. Also Ranvision is gonna be delighted with all the new remix opportunities.

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Fantasy Life i: The Game That Steals Your Time

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All I want is to be like Rugby players and have a burly man yoink me into the air by my waistband 😄

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