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alprazosam.bsky.social
pharmD. cat mom. aspiring lottery winner. unapologetically pro-abortion.
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What food is Gene longing for today? 🧡 #caturday

Trader Joe’s had the gerbera daisies under the lilies and I should’ve told someone that daisies are pet safe and lilies are not so they should be flipped. I had to settle for roses instead cause I’m not risking bringing in lily pollen.

Being down in Oakland is making me miss being 20 and in college. And I’m also like “oh that used to be a froyo place. And that used to be chipotle. And that was a QSL. And I also HATE driving around here” help I’m old 😂

Literally everything that I care about in Pittsburgh is happening the weekend of my bridal shower, that I don’t want, in July. I’m missing Picklesburgh and @zachariahporter.bsky.social I’m so fucking mad

A handsome boy on a gorgeous spring day ☀️🌷🪻

I could really use some fresh salsa, guac and tortillas from HEB for our tacos tonight 🥲

Me in giant eagle after almost getting hit by an old person backing out of a handicap spot: I need Cholula. Do you think they even sell Cholula in western Pennsylvania??

$5000 doesn’t even cover the hospital bill. These people are insane.

Back under the weight number I didn’t want to be in! The Notgovy has been kicking in again. Now if I could find the motivation to exercise like I had for those 2 weeks a while back 🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m sorry random person on the internet but you don’t get to police where I shop. I think most people on here can attest that I am an extreme leftest/socialist who goes to bat for plenty of social issues. I’m sorry that I don’t agree on this one for several reasons.

It took me 5 trips to target to find this and now they also sell it at Walmart. Chobani needs to get its shit together.

If I change my last name I have to change the name on the title to my car. Why does anyone change their name these days??? I have probably 50 accounts between bank, pharmacy, passport etc etc of things in my current name that I would have to change. Add up all that time and money no fucking way lmao

Omg and I didn’t know your registration and inspection in PA are 2 different things! My registration expired but my inspection is still good. In Texas you need a yearly inspection to renew your registration so it’s all in one!!

Texas had little 10 minute drive up inspection places that didn’t require any kind of appointment. But I don’t think they have that kind of thing in Pennsylvania so I have no idea where to get my car inspected. Fiancés family has a person but that’s like inconvenient for my schedule.

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God forbid I close the door to pee and don’t include them!

These raccoons come by way too nonchalantly. Like bro it’s 9:30. I don’t even want to know where in our yard they’re living. They think this is free meal central!

I lol’d in the break room reading this. I do applaud Pope Francis for being one the of most progressive popes we’ve ever seen. He knew the bullshit happening in this world and wanted to make sure JD knew he saw right through his fake Christianity.

JD Vance touches the National Title Trophy and it breaks....he shakes Pope Francis' hand and the Pope is dead. Keep that guy away from me

You heard it here folks, Jd Vance killed the pope 😬

Standing in lines must be a dying thing. Cause these people will just walked up to an empty pick up lane and expect someone will help them. And then act confused when you ask them to step to the black stanchion that indicates THE LINE.

Happy 4/20 to whichever holiday you celebrate today 😂

Woke up in a panic attack 🙃 idk how my rxm does it. I think the techs and cashiers are interrupting me twice as much and now I’m worried I made a mistake on something that I know is correct.

A lady called today, I answer, “X pharmacy, how may I help you” and right off the bat says “I had something happen to me today that I’ve never had happen before” And I’m like oh shit like we fucked up somehow.

Person denying counseling Me: just tell her to call if she has any questions Person: it’s an antibiotic idk what kind of questions she would even have. And I used be an EMT. Me: ok I guess my $200k education was for nothing Do people speak to MD/DOs like this? Like wtf

I’m pretty sure an HR lead is not supposed to roll their eyes when you ask them for help with hiring.

Scream singing this on the drive home for multiple reasons 🙃😵‍💫

There’s a vast difference between NY pizza and Detroit pizza so you can’t really compare. I LOVE Detroit style pizza. And don’t even try to bring a Chicago deep dish soup, I mean pizza, near me.

Someone said “fucking Tr*mp” to my tech and when she told me about the interaction she said she should’ve told the patient she voted for him as if I was going to laugh and agree with her. Like no sorry babes I agree with the patient