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alrulz2009.bsky.social
MN born and bred. In a world built on cruelty all kindness is rebellion. Like the other famous Al I am married, with children.
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Just spent quality time with my 10 YO son turning the song My Way into Deez Nuts and now feel my legacy is secure

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Those days are gone forever, I should just let them go..

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

The Kirk Cousins revenge game narrative is laughable to me. Vikings paid him a fortune for mediocrity and even tried to get him to come back. I wish someone treated me that poorly.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that we are in 2024 and every reception replay review requires 5 minutes of explanation says all you need to know about how convoluted the rule is.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Ffs light the damn tree already

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Can't decide which body lotion to buy: Vaseline Intensive Care or Vaseline Barely Gives a Shit

submitted 91 days ago • 14 comments

There is no bigger weakness than the inability to have empathy

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I cracked the country music code tonight. It has something to do with skinny blonde women and dudes with beards.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I'm 15 minutes into watching the CMA's, a genre of music I know nothing about, and I'm already yelling about snubs and conspiracies. #freeshaboozey

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody asked but I like Pat Freiermuth and Cedric Tillman as ATD bets tomorrow night.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I've seen Home Alone 1 & 2 and astounding number of times for it only being Nov 19th.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The girl on WOF tonight's name was Miracle. I feel like making it to a game show (and winning) is the highest possible water mark after your parents do that to you.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

This world is getting dumber every day and right now it's dumber like it's already the middle of next week.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I hope the Chiefs are enjoying the last five hours of their undefeated season. Let's go!

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

My mom asked what my office does for faxing since we're completely remote, so I had to tell her we're actually located in 2024

submitted 108 days ago • 2 comments

Me: I bought way too much Halloween candy. Him: No worries, I’ll just take the leftovers to work tomorrow. Me: *packs his bags* Well, I guess this is goodbye.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Lunchtime check in. Help me find people to follow and retweet me to your followers?

submitted 110 days ago • 3 comments

I just yelled at a fly in my office to stop it in case you are wondering how my mental health is coming along.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

How can we make people feel more energized but also potentially give them diarrhea? —person who invented drinking coffee

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

After all I've been through I think Soto to the Twins needs to happen.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

That’s what he said

submitted 112 days ago • 6 comments

i used to be young, smart, funny and hot. now i'm old, stupid, weird and hot.

submitted 114 days ago • 2 comments

Subjecting Germany to Panthers vs Giants is exactly the kind of hostile act that we need to avoid during these volatile times.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Fur is murder, use live dog stoles instead.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Ain't no party like a Grover party cuz a Grover party don't stop.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes the worst thing you can give someone is exactly what they ask for.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

I don't mean to brag but I'm apparently a pretty hot commodity in the fake job scam text world. Fake text girls dig me too.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that our eyes start failing in our 40s, tells me that we're really not designed to live as long as we do. Nature be like "40? Yeah you can't hunt any more, just die".

submitted 240 days ago • 0 comments

Putting thick cut bacon & cheddar cheese on a veggie burger because life is all about balance.

submitted 241 days ago • 1 comment

I'm excited for it to be the weekend so I can get back my sports teams disappointing me instead of half the country.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Loving the new influx of people coming in, hating the why. But welcome new friends!

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments