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i finished it despite my soul being crushed yesterday [ #kidicarus #pit #palutena #darkpit ]

"that's the gay one" i say very loudly in a bookstore and am immediately asked if i need assistance

"Sorry, my Mum said no"

marry someone who offers to hatereply on reddit for you while you're recovering from surgery

that's a fresh spin on the format

oh dang, you still post on twitter because you "get engagement there?" that's cool. I still hang out at that nazi bar everyone always talks about from that allegory because their drink specials are pretty good. all my old friends stopped going because of the nazis, but I'm making some new ones

There's a Japanese artist I love whose entire schtick is drawing a cat yelling at me to take care of myself: www.instagram.com/shikaruneko/

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

This rules

well. www.buzzsprout.com/2387427/epis... #asareadsacotar #readanotherbook

friendly reminder from your family first christian streamer

a line in a book i didn't otherwise enjoy involved the assortment of things a long-had desk gathers...

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partner is now finishing ACOTAR and having a bad time #asareadsacotar

Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.

ついったにあげる絵(のデータ)まちがえたのでこっちに本命をのせる

GASP. The Polish National Ballet has posted their gorgeous adaptation of Dracula online! It’s currently playing in Warsaw, but for those of us who can’t magically attend before the 19th of April:

damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man