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| 21 | He/Him | 🏳️‍⚧️ Born to be the king's court jester cursed to run fools errands... (𝘈𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺/𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮)
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I dont get the beef with pronouns. adjectives are the real bastards, always changing the damn subject (¬`‸´¬)

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im sure nothing bad will come of this. The ancient spirits he just blatantly disrespected will certainly let this one slide.

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HAZZAH! ٩( ᐛ )و

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woke up & decided today was the day I got a tattoo I've been wanting for a while. Definitely not nervous lmao

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tiktok may be having a stroke cause HUH?!?! (no this wasn't even remotely related to the video)

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nobody warned me that when you buy a weighted plushie you're actually adopting a child

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TILE 3! EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR TILE 3!!

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

accidently took a nap waiting infront one of my classes & just woke up (its about 1:40 rn class starts at 2:40) & i nearly panicked because somehow sleepy math told me I was 40 minutes late.

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I sware to fuck if one more person accuses me of having a fucking dog whistle in my name I'm gonna fucking scream. I cannot keep having the same goddamn conversation. I am begging motherfuckers to learn how context fucking works

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

stupid gen z always typing on their genders and questioning their smart phones

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

silly potion :3

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

am I the only one that never really understood why G isn't a vowel? like it makes two sounds like a vowel ("Gee" "Guh")

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Pray for me, I'm going on a treacherous quest of great struggle and strife.(Setting up my streaming equipment on my new computer)

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🪶

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

ew, i can feel my frontal lobe developing... welp good thing I turn 21 in February & can fix that right up! :D

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Figured out how to post videos lmao

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

so guess who severely underestimated the effectiveness of the tiktok ban... in my defense there was alot of conflicting information. Anyway follow me on rednote ig (I'll still be here to)

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when you thought the ghost was gonna find you but you hear your friend suffocating in the other room #phasmophobia

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

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greg.

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yall we're not even half way through January & I'm already 2 off from a bingo what the fuck

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if I existed in pokemon I feel like I would feel the same about Rotom technology as I do about wifi appliances like its a fucking microwave why tf does it need to be alive??

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YIPPEE! ٩( ᐛ )و

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I have decided I'd rather not have shit mental health for the next week

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im convinced the Samsung washing machine is elven technology because who else would make the finished jingle that long

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me leaving the safety & warmth of my shelter (approximately 40 pounds of weighted blankets) to traverse the frigid wasteland (my kitchen) in search of food (pizza rolls) so that I may survive the harsh winter (29°F with a possibility of snow after 2pm)

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YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING WITH ME!

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

just finished the "Find the Crèche" quest line and holy shit! was no one gonna tell me the Githyanki lore goes so fucking hard?! genuinely can't believe i almost skipped this quest!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

just spitballing but y'know how theres eye tracking technology, what if we had ambient audio books? like it dosnt read to you, but it plays music/sounds fitting to the part you're at. like the characters go to a beach & it starts playing ocean soun- oh my god i just reinvented leappad books... 😐💀

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ah yes that was definitely what I was trying to type thank you so much for that... (also it did this like 6 times but ofc it stops as soon as I start recording)

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

who knew spending 2 dollars at goodwill would take my room vibes to min to immaculate

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

it took 2 days to get my first mark... Two. Days.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

oh but being transphobics fine

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

here me out. Mario cart, 200cc, Baby Park, blue shells, golden mushrooms, & bombs only. who's in?

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