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Podcast recapping the Lifetime show Married at First Sight. Join our patreon - http://patreon.com/AltarCallMAFS https://linktr.ee/AltarCallMAFS
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Lana Jarae looks defeated though #dragrace

Onya on their nerves again this week. She did great! #dragrace

Why did #readytolove bother coming back if they're going on hiatus till summer?

That was a weird #topchef elimination. Just bottom 2, no discussion or anything then please pack your knives and go. Also, Lana looked so familiar and figured out it's because she was on Netflix's Pressure Cooker last year.

Did they even try with this season of #readytolove? Someone with 5 kids and 3 different mothers and now a 42 year old with no car or a place to live?

New episode of the #mafs Part 1 Reunion recap is up! @jr33d.bsky.social and I break down all the happenings, including Kevin trying a million and one ways to get the Madison/David timeline and I also do a quick highlight of the Secrets Revealed special.

I can't stand it.

Oooh

#Loveisblind S8 Weddings + Reunion recap is up on Patreon. Listen here - www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs

Kevin said "peter pan flavor" 😂 #mafs

You know, I thought Karla was wearing nipple covers till i remembered that one episode where she had a tattoo in that same area so her tattoo is possibly half her boob shaded? #mafs

We are just asking madison and allen the same questions #mafs

Who is this Ikechi? Not complaining but wow #mafs

we still asking people about babies? #Mafs

Madison is frustrating the heck out of me. She was "trying??" Yall know how trying activates me! #mafs

Every week, Madison hits a new level of entitlement and selfishness. You can whack someone in the head and dictate how they will react. She should have sat down and had a conversation with you? Maam??? is you crazy??? #mafs

You guys...both Madison and David are wearing wedding bands #mafs

Michelle is low key good at comebacks #mafs

Not the age shaming from Madison #mafs

Listen, I know Michelle is burning inside. She was heated when they came to the get together and didnt expect them to last and now they are matching, holding hands, living together AND he bought a house. Whew #mafs

Well David did have down payment money #mafs

Not madison and david holding hands. we get it. you are still together a year later #mafs

Emem's guy is so cringe. Everything doesnt have to be on camera #mafs

The way #mafsau chose violence.

It's so disjointed.

#thetraitors S3 recap is up. @jr33d.bsky.social joins me to talk about the season. We rank the U.S seasons, talk about the traitors' gameplay and vent about new era #survivor. Available everywhere you listen to podcasts.

I know Bob and Danielle are fuming. Danielle is so terrible but for Rob " haha you are such good tv" ugh i hate it here #thetraitors

For goodness sakes, who are the people who weren't listening to Carolyn?? #thetraitors

Everybody better get mad at Britney for saying "she would never cut Dolores out" #thetraitors

I could never do this helicopter challenge. My nerves would kill me first #thetraitors

New episode is up! A "new" relationship with a penchant for dessert, two engagements and an exploration of urges. Available everywhere you listen to podcasts! #mafs

This is weird. I get the family but David is married right? #dondi

This was one hell of an episode! There was a looooot! #mafs

Me wondering how I am going to defend Emem but support her at the same time because...#mafs

ringless proposal? #mafs

This Brandon roll out is...something #mafs

Karla is awesome #mafs