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Super fucked up that almost every career field i wanted to get into as a kid just doesn't exist anymore or doesn't pay enough to survive on.

submitted 8 hours ago • 23 comments

In my Kendrick Lamar era. It’s not enough to see my enemies fail. I need to be actively involved in their downfall.

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

another day of asking my (male) coworker to learn how to actually communicate with me pray 4 me

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

can someone give me 500,000 dollars cash

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

my body has some nerve keeping the score, it doesnt even like this game

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Everyday I’m like “today I will take care of myself so I’m well-rested” and everyday instead of that I stare at my phone and have a panic attack

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

My enemies are lucky because if I wasn’t so stressed I would be unstoppable

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

my goal is to have a little corner like this

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

me ignoring the world because i don’t like talking no more

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

it's 50 degrees and sunny outside and i'm still depressed but today everything feels a little happier and brighter

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Sometimes i feel like my life is being written by someone who genuinely despises me

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

trying to work while dealing with unimaginable grief sucks so bad dude

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

pray 4 me that by this time next year i have a new job so i don't get fired for cussing out this misogynist evil abusive narcissistic pos i am forced to work with

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

every day i wake up and throw the same little tantrum about not wanting to work and every day i still log in to suffer like clockwork

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Sometimes I feel like my life is a joke—just without the punchline

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

i am doing very bad mentally and i really miss living close to my friends 😭

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Every day I wake up hoping that today will be the day someone shoots that mfer. Every day I am disappointed.

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

1. I wake in the morning 2. I step outside 3. I take a big breath 4. I get real high 5. I scream: "What's going on?!"

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

reflecting back on my ho phase I really should have enjoyed it more

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

when nobody notices that you are horrifically depressed bc you're the funny / supportive friend 🥰🥰🥰

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The biggest thing stopping Linux from taking over the consumer desktop market is that Linux is an operating system designed by and for people who know how computers work, and most of the people who use computers today do not. I'm not saying this to disparage anyone, it's just a fact.

submitted 4 days ago • 232 comments

you ever stumble across a picture of someone you used to love and cry or is that just me

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97... And live comfortably for 11 minutes.

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

Movies you’ve watched more than six times, using only gifs.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

that starving artist + student combo is really kicking the shit out of me!!!!!!!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Money and markets, y'all. It's your superpower.

submitted 8 days ago • 322 comments

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

submitted 8 days ago • 616 comments

“fuck this game bro, I’m done” me 5 mins later:

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

me checking my balance after i kept telling myself “whatever u want princess” for a week:

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I find it disturbing that some of these white folks are wanting the asteroid to hit because of the shit we’re going through now, as if they’re not the reason why the country is so fucked now.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

unrelated i just got a free ticket to the symphony next week

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i have no one to talk to about the bhad bhabie x alabama barker beef sos

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

rather be single than begging for the same energy back

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

famous last words: i'll finish that assignment in the morning

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

sadness leaving my body as soon as I have money

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

after 3 long, annoying years of getting paper paychecks, my job is finally giving me direct deposit 🙏🏾

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments