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Sorry I've been weird lately, I've been going through a nerd phase that will continue indefinitely. 🤖 30s 👾 He/Him/Idiot Shinji 👨‍💻 Analytics Engineer 🐍 Python dev 🕹️ Videogames 🎧 TWOD📍UK alterdiego.me
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Please nobody ever tell me what instant mashed potatoes are really made of.

Remember winter? that was dumb.

This pilot bragging that he knows 4 languages dude we know you're smart you're flying the plane.

There's so many bald men in this airport are they all in the same gang or something

Ugh flying back home today can't wait to go back and continue with my favourite hobby of lying down.

Actually I'd prefer we talk about the weather.

If you could fit more tea in my tea that'd be great.

Time away really makes you reflect on what's important (videogames).

Lap 1: this is cool Lap 70: can you overdose on sunscreen?

My anxiety is also a gemini.

Tomorrow is my birthday so I have to be really weird tonight.

Packing one hour before my train why am I like this

I finally saw it yay

Hanging on by a thread but only one more work day before Montreal trip and F1 weekend let's gooo.

Everything is different working from abroad for example the plugs and the time I start crying (4am).

Being in a different country really expands your horizons like learning that lifts here close a bit slower. That's all I've noticed so far let me know if I have missed anything.

Been in Canada 3 days and haven't had any maple syrup yet just thought I'd clear that up.

Rain is cool when you're at home. I'm not at home.

It's also my bday next week wtf grown ass man with a birthday in the summer lol

I'm off to Canada this week who's pulling up I’m not picky.

I hate when people try to talk over the music.

I'm still here in case anyone needs someone to overreact.

It's a beautiful day outside if you enjoy hellish conditions.

Y’all saying no to ice cream? can’t relate.

"Consider changing your password" consider minding your own business.

Don't forget to tell them to have a nice weekend that way they know you don't wanna see them for the rest of the week.

Every time I get back into exercising I get so annoyed like wtf this shit is actually so good for me, hate that.

Sorry I'm late I had to leave everything to the last minute and shit.

I be falling asleep at like 8pm I can’t hang sorry.

Okay but honestly I'll definitely be judging books by their cover tho.

One of my cats was really nice to me today so I'm feeling pretty good about things.

Wednesday check in: what minor inconvenience has tried to ruin your week?

Switch 2 arrived early

I go away for a couple of weeks and the party has procured a screen go nerds!

Attention everyone I have done absolutely fuck all today at work thank you for your time.

I hate when my friend looks good in a picture but I look like trash and they start posting it everywhere.

Jetlag is fun because I'm tired at the wrong times and also the right ones.

Post-holiday Monday bringing the bare minimum but in a professional way.

Had fun in Peru fully in my Paddington era now, send marmalade.

A good way to get some exercise is by going to every food place at the airport while waiting for your flight.

Back home today after holidays currently processing this tragedy.

So what's everyone getting my mum for mother's day? hopefully something nice.