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I'm an award-winning short filmmaker with only 2 fans. I'm here to see if my content does as badly over here as it does on X. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2319240/?ref_=ext_shr
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I don't like how fast time has been flying lately. It's like time is mocking me: Time: You're old now & you can't stop me! It seems like winter just started, doesn't it? Now look, it's almost March! I OWN your light-skinned behind, son! You hear me? ANTHONY!! YOU ANSWER ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

The ones in THESE pictures are ALL staying! [Sits the way Will Smith did during Oscar night with that "Say something about it" look on his face.]

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I would suggest running away from that chick. And not just me, anyone else. She was like Poison Ivy. It was like she'd use pheromones or something & you'd be all wanting to do anything she said to please her, for some reason. Then she'd rip your heart out.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

I do a lot of jokes on here, but I'm not just constantly joking in real life. Sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm just listening to others, sometimes I'm saying some real stuff. I'm a thinker so sometimes I'm thinking of funny things...or trying to not think about scary things.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

If CVS could be visualized as a person, it would be an old nononsense lady that's ready to retire. First CVS was like, "I'm tired of this, you check yourselves out!" Now they're like, "You unlock your own crap! Tired of finding those keys."

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

Having a black cat be messing things up for me sometimes. It was dark so I thought I was reaching for my lounge pants, but instead it was my cat's head I was grabbing. It's a good thing she likes it when you rub or play with her head.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just updated my "Animal Crossing" island again. It's pretty much close to being the finished version. I think my island looks best at sunset, but I saved it at night this time. I've only had one dream visitor so far so let's get those numbers up! The island of Casa De T awaits! DA-2742-4226-7335

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If you really think about it, The Terminator movies didn't get one thing right. When they wrote those movies, bots didn't exist. To be accurate, all the Terminator robots should be trash talkers, saying stuff like this: "You aint the future, John Connor. You still live at home with your mother."

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

He just got finished eating some Tropical Skittles with Anthony Mackie.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I don't know a lot about Angel Reese. But I do know she has a darn good McDonald's burger!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Quote this with a mirror pic 📸

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Every Saturday morning, on my way to work, I listen to "Wait Wait.. Don't Tell Me!" on NPR. It's a news quiz show.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

How does he have bugs in his house already if he just moved to my island a few days ago and had a brand new house built? Unless he collects bugs. I need to go inside his house and see what he has inside there now.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I gotta admit, I used to be the young guy in life. Now I'm the older guy on here. And when that whole Kendrick Lamar album came out, I had to use Google to understand what y'all were talking about. Here's what I had to do... [Continued Below]

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A strawberry and lemon honey bun?!! MAKE 'EM SAY "EWWW", NA NA NA NAAA!!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Wasn't too thrilled about this area at first, but I'm starting to like it now. Even found interesting ways to use the gears and those stage flames. #acnh

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