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Snowboarding microbiologist tree-cultist Personal account. Mission: Minimal venting. FBI agents and prospective employers need not apply
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Priuses and other very high mileage vehicles often feel like they run on parts and oil changes, and occasionally you have to put gasoline in them. For example if you're changing your oil every 5-6,000 mi, which is kind of pushing it, you're literally getting an oil change every 10 tanks of gas.

In a surprise to no one, this relatively harsh winter has been shockingly destructive to Midwestern roads and highways. Absolutely amazing potholes out there, collapsed down 2-3 layers.

Worst case scenario we’re in for a couple hundred years of deep privation and dystopian oppression, a millennium tops. No place to go but up after that though!

When Rupert Murdoch’s rags turn on you …

I managed to kill kale last year. *Kale*.

I don't understand how people are still using Facebook. Of ≈400 people I'm connected with on there, it's like 3-4 heavy lifters doing 50% of posts, followed by occasional ”FYCKIN TRUMP RITE?¿" posts by five more people... And then scrolling through 5 minutes of ads even using the "friends feed"

Everything’s going to be ok now, Doofy is here for you ♥️ #Cat #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #CatLover

resonates.

From the makers of "Snakes on a Plane" comes a new aviation thriller for our times: "On a Plane"

God Smite The King.

I was today years old when I realized birds sitting on a wire lined up to share warmth, they are also sitting on that wire because it's got some degree of heat emanating from it from high voltage electrical resistance

it’s nakedly evil. there really is no other word. gleeful, gloating joy in having fully unleashed power to punish and debase the people they hate.

What did I fucking say..? "A duel to the death between corporations and consumers."

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

Saturday’s fireball over Alberta could be first of many in coming months www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...

In local news, this two weeks of flurries weather is pretty great for anyone who's a fan of dandruff

Saw our first "probable trap" email survey at the hospital asking how NIH cuts could affect our job... And another line asking us if we had any part of our job that could fulfill the executive order of looking into the harms of vaccines and psychiatric meds. 'Don't know who wrote it but fuck them.