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altsprite.bsky.social
• Part-Time Lightroom gremlin / Full-Time smartass • Too eclectic for my own good • Librarian…almost
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me watching the left be more concerned with appearing left-wing than being left-wing.

I wish people could be honest about the things that bother us, instead of exaggerating the point for social media clout.

Four years of Democratic legislation gets ignored by legacy media, voters go “they didn’t do anything”. Yet every hair that falls off 47’s ass is a headline.

Somebody light a candle for me, got a big interview tomorrow. I even created a portfolio and everything. 🥹

Having to take out the trash twice in the same day sits so badly with my soul.

It’s really wild to me how the Tesla Cybertruck supplanted the Wrangler-with-the-angry-face as the quintessential douchemobile.

I would *really love* my coworkers to keep their fingers off the “Reply All” button 😂

I remember how aimless I was up until four years ago, when I decided it was time to do better. Having three interviews in three weeks really drives home that I have direction now.

“If I just get a new case, it’s just like having a new phone” and other lies I tell myself.

My toxic trait is that if I don’t like the first song on the album, then I don’t like the album.

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.

Recorded on this date, 1960 #thejazzworld #jazzsky #Music #jazz

Are you a leftist, or have you simply found purpose in being annoying?

Everyone knew a Vice President doesn’t have any real power, right up until Kamala Harris ran for office. Immediately she became solely responsible for Gaza and the price of eggs, and I find that Jedi mind-trick super interesting.

New audiobook came in on Libby, and the first thing I do is forget to pocket my AirPods this morning 🥹

My problem is that I’m craving archive experience and I absolutely will not get that in a branch library. 😭

I’m definitely too competitive. There is no joy in the experience, unless the experience is winning.

something I really appreciate about jazz is playing a song for the first time and recognizing it from another song where it was sampled. (in this case, Pharoahe Monch’s “The Truth” from 1999.)