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Glad Kamille remembered to clip this one.

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 9 days ago • 368 comments

See I was working my way towards a superbowl -> superb owl -> moloch joke, only to find out that in fact no, moloch has never been an owl. It was purely conspiracy dipshits being stupid. So the joke wouldn't work. I'm so fucking annoyed.

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Sitting here with my finger over the purchase button for a flight for my trip to America in March and looking increasingly alarmed.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

submitted 26 days ago • 1272 comments

BREAKING: PopCrave is reporting The Rizzler has come out against the Irenaean Theodicy: "Making human beings develop "toward perfection" by torturing them at the hands of evil is an act of cruelty perpetuated by a god bereft of responsibility, I reject the premise on its face, BOOM!"

submitted 34 days ago • 13 comments

i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion

submitted 35 days ago • 43 comments

I don't know how I haven't posted this yet, but some photos of a Beastboss I painted last year. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #painting #orks #warhammer

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

Whenever people ask me if I'm a gifted artist.

submitted 45 days ago • 97 comments

A perfect comic panel.

submitted 48 days ago • 104 comments

Explain cosmic horror to a British person.

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submitted 65 days ago • 7 comments

The only forum that has ever benefited from robust debate is the BodyBuilding Forum thread where they got in a fight over how many days there are in a week

submitted 68 days ago • 17 comments

Finally watched Promare, and being unable to be passionate about saving the day because your mecha doesn't look cool enough speaks to me on a deeply personal level.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Cunty Tumblr sexyman Lyle Lanley is not something I expected to see in the year of our lord 2024

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mortally wounded healthcare ceo trying in his final moments to think who might've done this and thousands of names scroll by super fast like the credits of a tv show in syndication

submitted 81 days ago • 5 comments

Massive away win for the little fella.

submitted 84 days ago • 589 comments