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NJ via TX, MA, & PA | Lawyer | Salt & Vinegar Chip Enthusiast | Husband to Patrick | Dog Dad to Phil
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submitted 32 days ago • 44 comments

if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

submitted 33 days ago • 597 comments

snow day for phil ❄️

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Showed up to my haircut too high to hold a conversation

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

a tiny bit high and cooking inefficiently while listening to a podcast is a perfect cold sunday funday

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

slow year 📖

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop betty white into movies she wasn’t really in.

submitted 50 days ago • 401 comments

making beef stew. need a few hungry boys to come over and eat

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

MO NING HAS BROKEN R

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

this and an edible ☺️

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments

I know I’m fucked in the head because the best part of cooking is all the chopping and prep work

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

looking at the christmas tree with your glasses off >>>>>>

submitted 73 days ago • 9 comments

I think that all of these people claiming that Lasagna Manicotti is being framed (because he was “too smart” to have all of that evidence on him and be out in public) are vastly overestimating the intelligence of the average ivy leaguer

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

watching this sweet old boy for the week 😍

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

yesterday i hit the sweet spot of sunday funday merriment that kept the sunday scaries at bay but also didn’t obliterate my monday morning. please clap

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

Isn't Vivek Rama-smarmy becoming one of the unelected bureaucrats he said should be fired?

submitted 77 days ago • 275 comments

Anyone one using Monarch Money? I just started the free trial and am curious if you’ve found it helpful

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I have questions

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments