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alyrios.bsky.social
Boricua 🇵🇷 in SA, Army vet, Spanish Professor. Likes baking, reading, San Antonio Spurs and cats 🐈 😻
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Como cuando alguien no entiende el concepto del "sarcasmo". Le tiré palabras de grandes ligas... sí, tirao al medio. Me importan 3ks. Me respondió con un Ok... o entendió mi sarcasmo o entendió el fenómeno de lambdacismo...

Querido Gobierno de PR: la palabra "trámite" es masculina, por ende, debería ser "finalizado". 🤦🏻‍♀️ Y eso que no me estoy quejando de que hice este trámite en MARZO!

The feline bros. Cats. Box.

Well, for what I could see on YT, 47 didn't get booed, but he did get snubbed by President Macron and President Zelenski got a round of aplaud when shown on the big screen. Oh, and the homily was a subtle calling out against him. Well done, Vatican, well done.

A friend posted this

When the calico claims your lap. #calicocat

Shady Vance record: Broke Ohio St championship's trophy Met with the Pope. Pope is gone. Met with the president of India. Terrorist attack happens in India. I'm not saying he's bad luck BUT!... 🤔

I never had children but even I know 5k is not enough.

No vacilen!

Dear people of the world who are in Rome right now. I don't ask for much, just boo the crap out of 47 if he is shown in the big screen.

Sounds like someone we all know...

🤣😂🤣😂 youtu.be/KReLh56QRMc?...

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It could have been a woman... www.jezebel.com/may-the-man-...

This "woman" is vile.

You see? I'm not the only one thinking the same. The dude is poison.

Wow, very Christian of her

Hard to argue with that

Dear UK, deny this orange 🍊 turd entry to the country.

JD Vance todo lo que toca, lo jode DEP Papa Francisco.

One of my cats is torturing a cockroach. I feel sorry for the bug. Requiem for la cucaracha.

Happy Easter y'all! youtu.be/4wP4juSbLRI?...

No sé quién necesite ver esto, pero acuérdense que la preposición "a" existe. Úsenla, plis. Acabo de ver esta frase: "amo mi país". Debería ser "amo a mi país". Y no me la confundan con la 3ra persona del verbo haber, "ha". Es todo, disfruten del día de la coneja, como le dicen aquí en SA 🐰

Somos diablas entonces 😈

Food truck earlier today at work. Their "quesabrona" was good! #foodtruck

The stickers I see at work 😂.

I never thought that one day I'd live in a dictatorship... still in diapers but is happening.

Republicans fear women. Plain and simple. www.jezebel.com/your-wtf-is-...

5 things Trump did this week: 1. Said economic pain is like taking medicine 2. Had energy company managers pose as coal miners 3. Tanked the stock market, panicked, then folded 4. Kept the Epstein files safe another week 5. Tried to take his open umbrella onto Air Force One

Dear all, don't jump into the river! Blech! 🤢🤮 www.reddit.com/r/MyHappyMar...

If I may add, as someone who was in the army and participated in a few change of commands/end of training parades: US soldiers look sloppy when marching. Especially when forced. There, I said it.

One year ago we were amazed by a solar eclipse. Today we are amazed by an inept president who single handedly has tanked the economy.

Welp! This happened a few hours ago. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

"The Incas when things were going bad, grabbed authorities and threw them into a volcano... I don't know, it's just an idea."

Dear senator Tubby, fuck you.

C. A. B. R. Ó. N.

Not surprised. He did the same last time he was in office. Didn't like looking at coffins of dead soldiers.

True story!

I don't want to look at my 401k ...

My little Spring/Easter decoration at work.

I'll believe this when I see it www.politico.com/news/magazin...

I guess the word empathy is not in their vocabulary

The cheese was mightier than the 25 millions EM spent.

Misma! 😆

I always say this dude looks like a Goebbels clone, but I like Jeff Tiedrich's nickname for him: Nosferatu McGoebbels. BTW, this twit didn't age well.

Nothing wrong with praying, but shouldn't be something to be displayed so others can see you, bunch of hypocrites.