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Rhea and Raquel wearing basically the same outfit reminds me of when my sister and I would both pick noob saibot in mortal kombat and we’d struggle to figure how which one we controlled #wwe #nightofchampions

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Anybody who always wanted to see CM Punk get kicked in the nards should tune in today lol #wwe

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Ross Douthat is a guy who was able to make a job out of being the worst person to accidentally end up in a conversation with at a bar.

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Pros And Cons Of Banning Fireworks theonion.com/pros-an...

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You've probably been hearing a lot about budget bills, environmental reviews, and labor fights out here on the West Coast. It's all adding up to probably the biggest policy change in modern California history. Here's a breakdown for the perplexed.

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Still blows my mind that people my age are running for congress and people are like “it’s the youth!!” Buddy, most millennials feel like they’re 100 years old and lived 20 lives hahahah

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This is such a good read! @wkamaubell.bsky.social has the most clarity on the role these men play in our political landscape

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We freed 6 people from immigration detention today; over 620 since our fund started in 2019. As a revolving bond fund your donations are used to free people again and again, until every cage is empty. Tinyurl.com/NCRBail

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Once I drank two day beers and went to a karate class. I did that like 12 years ago and the mistake still haunts me

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Despite all my ire I am still just a

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These all usually tickle me, but this one made me laugh out loud

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"BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND" PRONOUN'S SHIRT AT dashare.zone "TSHIRT, HOODY AND TANK TOP" - dashare.zone ADMIN

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This is the only 33 we should be obsessing over youtu.be/fij3N6p-U9c

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My favorite place to live in is HOT TOWN, SUMMER IN THE CITY BACK OF MY NECK GETTING DIRTY AND GRITTY

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look at from this perspective: john cena's farewell tour is him kicking the nards of every person who's ever been rude to him

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When my dog digs through her blankets I look at it like she’s doing the dog version of straight edge dancing and that “disrespect your surroundings” song is playing

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I hope one of the takeaways for tonight is that ranked choice voting is cool as hell and we should all have it

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Mamdani has invented a shrewd political calculus where he wears suits that fit

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How many millions of dollars have been pumped into the Nevada economy by Brandon flowers because of all the times we listened to Mr brightside?

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The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.

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I feel like news articles keep showing me the weirdest pictures of Brad Lander. My brain looks at this picture and I imagine he’s been waking around in that position for a half an hour

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The coworker man who was 15 years older than me who used to hit on me when I worked at the Boston market during high school just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

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bill clinton putting together a team of sex offenders to endorse cuomo like he’s in oceans 11

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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

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Five things to remember about war:

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Across the country, women seeking addiction treatment are being harassed and assaulted by men in positions of power. The problem is so pervasive that it has a name among those in the industry: the 13th Step. This week on Reveal, we dive into this culture of misconduct in recovery communities.

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I’m nostalgic about cena right now in that I’m remembering how I used to skip all his promos because they were like a 30 minutes long and always so boring. Really brings me back to the mid 2010s hahah

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One of many reasons the “we need to sell federal lands to improve home affordability” gambit is failing politically is that there’s already 50% tariffs on steel and the Trump admin is prepping tariffs on lumber too—it’s clear they don’t actually care about construction costs!

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FUCK ALL BOSS'S FUCK ALL MEETING'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

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I walked up the stairs two at time so I could understand why you feel like a *big man* when you do it

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