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“I’ll just walk the Earth, like Caine in Kung-Fu. If it takes forever, I’ll walk forever”
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Current NFL draft order. Assuming things remain the same, NYG will take a QB. But do the Patriots stay at 2 and take Travis Hunter or trade back a couple spots and grab someone like Tetairoa McMillan for Drake Maye?

My son asked me who was the best hitter I’ve ever seen and I told him Barry Bonds. He asked why was Bonds better than Mike Trout, Shohei or Juan Soto. There was a game where a team intentionally walked Barry Bonds with the bases loaded and it was the right move. I mean…

The Week 14 Cheat Sheet is posted in Discord for subscribers. GL this week! smizzle.tv/discord

My best teams on Underdog and DraftKings heading into Week 14. Both are safe to advance. Neither is good enough to win. gg

The Bengals are such a fun team for DFS. Amazing players with great volume on offense, can’t stop anything on defense. Fantasy carnival.

“You just don’t understand. Eggs were REALLY expensive for a few weeks.”

Lisa is right.

Mothers don’t just say negative things about their children. The amount of water that has passed underneath that bridge…

Brock Bowers should probably be the NFL’s rookie of the year but won’t because quarterbacks exist.

Brock Bowers is, as advertised

I’m thankful for a lot of things, but this year’s Thanksgiving day football games? Nope. Not thankful for them. Hopefully they’re more entertaining than they project to be.

I just want to see something. SmizzGang discord link: smizzle.tv/discord

I was told American families were unable to afford groceries…

What were the Eagles, Ravens and Packers records last season post week 12 without those players? How good were those offenses without Barkley, Henry & Jacobs? “[Good player] goes to [good team] and posts good numbers.”

So, what’s the Brock Purdy contract extension gonna look like? 4 years, $230 million?

Tough week! The week 12 Cheat Sheet is posted in the SmizzGang discord to try and assist you in building better lineups! GL this weekend.

Is it possible to go to Chicago and not gain weight? Asking for a friend.

Post you from a different era

Week 12 first look on DraftKings is posted!

The more I see of Jauan Jennings the less the 49ers signing Aiyuk to an extension and not dealing him over the summer makes sense

Which of the current bottom 10 teams in the NFL would you most like to take over as GM?

Justin Tucker is COOKED

This week has been one of the least fun weeks to build lineups on DraftKings in the past decade. Direct result of the pricing. 🤮

This is the first week I can remember since I started doing videos that there isn’t one stack that grades as +EV at all. DraftKings pricing is absolutely dumb. It’s going to be another stupid week. Make your peace with it early. Someone has to win, may as well be us.

CHEAT SHEET DAY!!!

Season long overs can get derailed by so many things (trades, injury, etc), but this one came though with plenty of weeks to spare. No sweat necessary.

Ok, that’s a little better. But seriously, cut it out.