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they/them botany student 🌱 entomology intern🐞 slc based fiber artist 🧢
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it's that time in my last semester of bachelor degree where I have to start applying 🀒 for jobs 😡 so I can work when school is over πŸ’€ hehe hire me πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ πŸ₯Ή πŸ₯² 😭

I had EIGHT different people total across two lab classes put me in charge of the lab. they said I was smart, complimented my skills, said they'd trust me with their life, kept asking me questions and just doing what I said??? gonna be hard not to let this effect the ego, apparently I'm a genius

quite honestly obsessed with the tv set up just got this green kallax. Full display of gallery wall, board games, books and wii games. I could stare at it for hours.

my mans be Dremmeling

a pip in the garden she created ✨πŸ₯° based on Oxygen Not Included I do adore Klei's art vibe (at least from this and don't starve) obviously this will be hung in the Gamer Zone above my computer so I can remember every time I start a colony it's always for her πŸ’–

actually spent my entire shift cutting out little numbers and putting one on each lil guy

Beaverton/Portland Oregon I can't even explain how at home I felt there for having never been there in my life. I miss it so much. Everything was so greeeeen

apparently I drink out of cans wrong so I'm trying to do better but now I'm overthinking it and I can't drink out of cans anymore and I GIVE UP. I'LL USE A STRAW. THE RPESSURE IS TOO MUCH I DONT CARE

sushi tastes a lot better in a coastal state than utah for some reason idk 🐟🐠🐑

just looked up "head triangle" because I forgot the word for bandana

is any of this even real?

hehe I grew this bacteria :) and it came out of me! 1: dish sampling me (right) and my lab neighbor (left) guess who's a carrier for staph in their nose lol me 2. me and my neighbor both are carriers for strep in our throats but I went overboard with the sample which is why my side grew so much

2025 watch #137: Chicago (2002) Women should get to kill at least one (1) man, as a treat.

I'm running on monster energy, benzos and a dream

haha oh NO! I have FOUR exams this week?! 3 are online, but 2 use proctorio (meaning I have to go borrow a computer from somewhere or take it sitting on the floor in the hallway plugged into my router) and 2 are due the same night, at midnight on a holidayyy. Downright Rude Honestly I'm crying

I'm really homework maxing. I've been lab report pilled.

goerl diner

showing up to family game night with a bottle of wine to myself and sweatpants on

Botany valentine. Another from years past. New one on Monday!

sometimes you just have to appreciate the little things in life πŸ₯°πŸ’–βœ¨ blinkers on the toilet

how am I supposed to be whimsical when I have to complete Differential Biochemical Testing in microbiology and Acid Base Distillation in chemistry

I opened up the bottom of my armchair to investigate. I got it at an estate sale, then it became moth infested in my room. I wanted to make sure my moth removal was successful and I didn't inherit anything weird when I got it free Apparently it's made of fiberglass :') I'm so itchy haha yay

Everyday I'm Suffering but to the tune of that LMFAO song

good soup

a new bombshell enters the villa

this lab felt like if legos had incredibly high stakes, missing pieces and dangerous chemicals for no reason

can someone reach into the back corners of my mind and turn off the three radios that will not SHUT UP. mind go burr there is so much background noise in there. One of them is just ambient sounds of despair and screaming. One is an annoying narrator (on 2x speed obvi). One is nice lil tune actually

this is just a glimpse into my sick and twisted mind

started the year off recovering from a concussion and I'm starting to suspect that I am STILL recovering and that I'm not fully back yet. then I sprained my ankle (very embarrassing, in a parking lot) and now I'm just afraid of what's coming for me next. Probably falling piano or struck by lightning

these are my lil guys

"oh sorry" I mumble as I clumbsily shove all the loose yarn back into my head where it belongs