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one day the history books are going to talk about the direct correlation between the rise of meaningless debates online and the steep, downward trajectory of america

if you ever catch me smiling at my phone, it’s probably me being delusional

if they loved you, they would feel like your friend, not your enemy

whats so wrong about what’s wrong with me? it’s literally fine.

what’s up with all this rape? like bro just ask smh

if selena gomez can get famous with no acting skills, no musical talent, no personality, and a seemingly very weird and nasty attitude, you can do anything. get out there girl.

#tech bros really be trying to live forever just so they can eat bland food, complain about homeless people in sf, and optimize flows more.

the day i realized people sometimes choose to misunderstand you was the day i stopped arguing with mfs

the big headed bitch on the right had the CRAZIEST accent #nosferatu

why are all the animes named like morissey songs now?

ill never forgive them for making people famous on tiktok for reading headlines at the camera

stop looking at my posts they’re not for reading

realizing that one day i’ll die and i won’t be able to listen to my favorite song anymore ( • ᴖ • 。)

every agile ceremony ends with a crazy anecdote about steve jobs or alexander graham bell or something

okay so WHO started the rumor that congestion pricing was a bad idea???

#dandadan lost me immediately with its pilot… and im sideeyeing everyone who recommended it.

now that ive heard the toronto accent, i understand why jordan peterson sounds like that

men’s porn: i have sexual access to women and they do what i want women’s porn: a man knows me as a person, including how to fuck me

a gloryhole but it’s for patting me on the head and feeding me a little treat 🍭