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Sum up ADHD friendships in one text:

Motion to call Trump’s cabinet the clown car 🤡

MAGAs, if you’re going to be the “devil’s advocate” then you shouldn’t mind me telling you to go to hell.

Your obsession with the why is an avoidance of what is.

They wouldn’t come for your crown if you didn’t have one.

A powerful woman will always be a villain in the patriarchy’s story.

I don’t know who came up with the term “silly goose” but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a Canadian. There’s nothing silly about cobra chickens.

Meta CEO and dog fucker Mark Zuckerberg has said that his platforms don’t need fact-checkers. So to celebrate this win for free speech, here are some of his best quotes: chaser.com.au/general-news...

A raging wildfire isn’t your moment for a hot take.

My stomach is my stomach until it hurts and then it’s my tummy that’s just science

Kind > Nice.

Never let anyone get comfortable disrespecting you.

My husband and I met on a dating app for people who hate pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

If I see a girl in a full beat at the gym, I know she’s about to train like she’s avenging the death of her father.

I like to go on a long run every Jan 1st so I can convince myself that how I ate Dec 23rd - Dec 31st was “carb loading”

Jan 2nd: Back on my bullshit.

What did you think of the Season Premiere? IMO the foreshadowing’s a tad heavy-handed.

Instead of questioning whether you made the right decision, focus on making the decision right.

Yes, it’s #notallmen But it is all men who feel the need to say #notallmen.

I’ve reached the age where finding an effective back stretch is a groupchat-worthy announcement.

There are people with less talent and fewer resources than you who are achieving your wildest dreams because they’re relentless.

Your self-narrative is your destiny.

ChatGPT is down, time to shine ChadGPT (a guy who will mansplain everything to you).

Thank you for accompanying us and for the lessons. May love, light, and warmth carry you on this transition. #NikkiGiovanni

The magic you are looking for is in the work you are avoiding. What would “tomorrow you” want “today you” to do?

Most success can be boiled down to doing ordinary things with extraordinary consistency.

The best affirmation is an action.

The one time it’s ok to one-up someone is when they admit they made a mistake. If I admit I did something dumb to someone and they counter with an even dumber thing they did, it’s the greenest of green flags.

“You have the right to work, but for the work's sake only. You have no right to the fruits of work.” — Bhagavad Gita May not make sense in a capitalist context, but if you’re an artist, creating art for art’s sake will keep you sane and it will keep you going.

Don’t let a minor setback keep you from making a major comeback.

The life you want? It wants you too. Keep going.

her performance: 📈 400% above target her performance review: “ok but have you considered smiling 400% more?”

Impressions of Blue Sky so far: a lot of disconcerting anime but no Elon so far so I’ll take it!

Elon Musk is the idiot’s intellectual.