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Meanwhile on X, Musk's free speech utopia.

Moebius, concept art for Little Nemo in Slumberland, 1980’s

logging on

Ken Barr

I love the little demon bird in Kpop Demon Hunters so much.

George Bush-come get the children you left behind

Why did I watch Us by myself? It’s not even that scary but I’m in a house by water with big windows & all I see is blackness 😩

I wonder what people with breeding kinks think of the Alien movies.

“I found out why I can’t see your messages in our group chat. Remember when I blocked you a few years ago? I forgot to unblock you” - Girl on ferry to friend

Remember kids: "you're not stuck in traffic, you ARE traffic".

And a third old lady sneezed directly into her hands 😭

YOOO and now there’s another lady watching things on FULL VOLUME.

I strive to be the lady who has the X Files ringtone in the waiting room with me

I made my therapist choke on her water from laughing. I’m winning at therapy ✨

My car is throwing codes, my appt isn’t until Weds & I need to go grocery shopping. 😩

I hate meeting really cool girls in the wild because I literally don’t have any time for the friends I currently have let alone new ones

I have been trying to befriend the new neighborhood cats (they all have homes according to their collars). One of the more skittish ones let me pet her today!

May flowers! The 4th photo is a pic of a mother root (I think that’s what it’s called), it was a redwood that had to be cut down. A new redwood, a maple, evergreen, holly bush & a miscellaneous bush is now growing from it!

“Patiently” checking where my package is every 30 minutes.

Sesame Street is so unhinged for having a vampire be the numbers guy. Like to have a Count… …ohhhhhhh….

Dream 🌻✨ One of my comfort art pieces. It was based on a sunflower i grew from seed and my cat 🧡

Bro, listening to these dudebros talk about one of theirs first date. 1. She was kinda frumpy, stringy…skinny. I miss chasing the young slutty girls 2. Yeah but we’re older now so at least we don’t have to pay for everything, she working? 1. She’s got a nice high paying job 2. Good, not a sugar baby

I hate making eye contact going into the bathroom knowing full well what I’m about to do in there.

I feel like pranks should never include anything wet or moist.

Lando & Han definitely fucked, yeah?

“That’s such a bummer” - I say as I see another famous person I like doing something unfortunate. Reminder to myself to stop putting famous people on a pedestal.

A reminder ⭐️ #art #illustration

This momma raccoon crossed the yard about 6 times today!

Never thought I’d be siding with the pope

I don’t know how Pooh Bear does it.

I’ll take Brat Girl Summer over Fascist Fall any day.

I swear lacing boots is like trying to do liquid eyeliner. One is always flawless, no notes. The other side is just going to be fucked no matter how many times you try to fix it.

“The Empire has been choking us so slowly, we're starting not to notice.”

The tragedy in the last episode of Drag Race is that Onya didn't lip sync in her turkey outfit because that 1 Thing song, all I hear is "gobble gobble gobble"

I started White Lotus. Does it get better or am I not getting it?

Telling my kids this is Meryl Streep and Bernadette Peters