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amandaswhitt.bsky.social
My opinions are my own. I'm going to figure this all out later.
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I finally cleaned out my trunk for the first time since 2019 and y'all, I have so many cannisters of tennis balls. I thought I had 2 back there, which is a normal amount. I had 5.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

It's the way I Google the weather because I'm too lazy to get up to look out the window.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

It's kinda silly Netflix thinks they need to tell not show because people have TV on in the background these days. People always had TV on in the background. I used to read, play Gameboy, cook... When I was a toddler I wouldn't even be in the same room but I was listening to it.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

It's called a crush because you want them to crush you under their foot and call you a filthy cock-a-roach. Iykyk

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

My cousin gave me a Barnes & Noble gift card that said it could be used at B. Dalton. How old is this gift card? If I time travel to 2003 I'll be golden. But then I looked it up and B. Dalton came back. In Florida. I don't want to forgive Florida but I loved B. Dalton.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know when I started using homie instead of dude but I have finally caught on to the fact I'm doing it.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

My SIL, my brother, and I were watching Cheers and my SIL asked if Ted Danson was ever in anything else. Before I could say The Good Place, my brother straight up said "he was in Becker." That's how my brother learned no one has seen Becker except for us. That's not how I wanted him to find out.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

My cousin said she was going to Petco and the corner store and asked if I needed anything and I said if you see something that makes you think of me I won't say no and now I'm hoping she knows I meant, like, a Milky Way and not, like, a chinchilla.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I had a dream that I was retired but trying to work out my new part time schedule to supplement my income and I woke up and remembered I have to wait 30 years to retire. The craziest part was even in my dreams, I know I'm still going to work post retirement.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I remembered my password.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Hello, world.

submitted 505 days ago • 1 comment