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ambeggar.bsky.social
Bald punisher of miscreants and weak-limbed ancient loon. Occasionally wonders if the Benignity of the Compassionate Hand would be a system of government worth trying out for a few years.
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To save time I intend to assume from now on that every front page headline in the Mail and Express reads, "My rage penis is hugely engorged and yours should be too."

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I was not able to offer tobacco at the petroglyphs; I have my hands on a different plough And apart from the impertinence I should not think well of myself For looking back down the long furrows.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

@ironlily.bsky.social being on the right side of history again

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Hey phobes. Love you, hope you’re getting more rational, but in the meantime please stop sniffing other people’s panties. It’s just weird, you know? Especially when they are still being worn.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking News: Fading Colonial Power uses non-existent reputation to take advantage of deranged head of state of Rising Colonial Power

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

My local is Brendon Books in Bath Place, Taunton. Highly recommend. @brendonbooks.bsky.social

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Kelly’s Heroes/Princess Bride mashup “No holocaust cloak..zer fuel system is rotten…ve haf gasoline all over zer place…” “And all you have to do to get an equal share in rescuing that Princess is crank that turret round and blow a hole in those castle gates.” BOOOOOOOM!!!

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

This sounds exactly right. It’s not even whatever is in the Mary Engine; maybe we should call it TGP, Thieves Guild Programming?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Gigantic toxic masculinity here i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/04/1...

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments