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amberlampz.bsky.social
Don’t forget, I’m just a girl. ✨
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Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

submitted 15 days ago • 643 comments

She came up and sat beside me full shrimp while I was working. I feel like she’s either mocking me or has adopted my work posture.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

"you're so quiet" I’m in energy saving mode

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

Not now bitch, I'm coloring.

submitted 22 days ago • 6 comments

I need chips, salsa, queso, margs, and yapping.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

“The party running against the 3rd Reich wasn’t that great either” is how so many people sound. Like just stop talking! Shut the fuck up!

submitted 22 days ago • 226 comments

I now have a Lavender sprout 🥹

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Just reminding everyone that Nazi and Nazi sympathizers don’t deserve kindness. kthxbyyyeee ✨

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

*cocks gun* looks like there's no more time to fix your heart

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 29 days ago • 384 comments

"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create

submitted 29 days ago • 294 comments

I know the bowl of popcorn my partner just popped for himself hates to see me coming!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

How does terrorizing farm workers, school kids and hard working immigrants make America great, especially when you release and pardon violent insurrectionists? White Nationalism is Nazism.

submitted 29 days ago • 414 comments

Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.

submitted 30 days ago • 222 comments

I was in a fb argument with a right-wing sex worker who was spewing transphobic lies and rhetoric. I told her to get therapy and block the account she was commenting on if it was going to get her all worked up. Apparently “get therapy” is an insult, but wanting the eradication of trans people is ok.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.

submitted 30 days ago • 642 comments

I sure fucking hope so!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

“If you punch a Nazi then you are no better than them!” I don’t need to be better than them. They need to be DEAD.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

You don’t have to be fearless to be brave. Do it scared.

submitted 31 days ago • 22 comments

Something to think about

submitted 31 days ago • 212 comments

Apparently we’re all female now according to the USA. Congrats to my new fellow ladies!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

i left my conditioner in for a full three minutes so you can lower your motherfuckin voice when you speak to me

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I will always trust my eyes over a man with an unwashed ass.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Someone get The Rembrandts on the horn so I can tell them that, in fact, no one told me life was going to be this way.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I will never make excuses for Nazis or Nazi behavior. If you don’t like that - the only interaction I want with you is to punch you in your fascist, racist mug.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

“Well I’ve never used TikTok!” Okay? What do you want? A pat on the back? Accolades?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

O U R M I S S I O N shouldwechoosetoacceptit *website explodes*

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments