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Hulu just ended the live streaming right before Best Lead Actress??? #Oscars

I’m also not down with how disrespectfully some award winners speak to the orchestra or producers when they’re being played off. I STILL side-eye Austin Butler because of this. #Oscars

Why do the actors get to ramble on? Cut ‘em off! #Oscars

If an actor gets to take 10 minutes and a pause after every single word to give his dumb speech, then the people who win for Costumes or Editing, etc, should not get played off in such a short time that some award winners don’t even get to say a single thank you. #TheOscars

UK Prime Minister Starmer hugs Zelensky as he welcomes him to 10 Downing Street. This is how you welcome the leader of the free world.

I really gotta get eyes on this sister of Daves’ because this sibling dynamic is UNHEALTHY. Enmeshment at best, “Flowers in the Attic” at worst. #LoveIsBlind

“We are at the Mall of America..this is, like, what put us on the map and really…the only thing that puts us on the map” Monica you did NOT 😂😭😂 #LoveIsBlind

Tough to watch Sara so aptly advocate for such important issues and have Ben be like “yeah we should all love each other”…you can tell that she wants to believe that he gets how important this stuff is (or WILL eventually get it) but deep down we all know he’s blowing it off #LoveIsBlind

“Fuck his friends” - Molly, who I unfortunately did not recognize as a goddamn queen until E8 #LoveIsBlind

Dave is once again a chump and I hope the next woman he falls in love with meets his sister and friends and absolutely HATES them #LoveIsBlind

St. Paul has joined a lawsuit filed by the city of San Francisco, challenging the Trump administration’s attempts to illegally use federal funds as leverage to force local law enforcement to act as federal agents. Mayor Melvin Carter announced the lawsuit at a press conference today

I love that I only have to do a new habit for, like, 3 days in a row before I’m all, “my willpower? Extreme. My focus? Unmatched”

Alec and Hilaria are trying SO HARD to show that they're soooo funny together but deep down you can tell that if Hilaria accidentally drove her car off a cliff Alec would be like, "dios mio" and then show up on a red carpet a week later looking 30 years younger #TheBaldwins

If God wanted me to be the bigger person he wouldn't have given me so many great ideas on how to be the pettiest person alive

Dave is such a chump and I hate him so much. It’s so obvious that he WANTS to believe his dumb friends and mean sister when it comes to this other guy Lauren barely even dated. Grow a pair and defend the woman you love, you loser #LoveIsBlind

Dave wants to have sex with his sister and no one can convince me otherwise #LoveIsBlind

Dave better have ALL of his money in his bank account because WHAT IS THIS APARTMENT Not even a headboard or real entertainment center?!?? "This is my blanket in case it gets cold or someone stays overnight on the couch” like l'm embarrassed for you right now Dave #LoveIsBlind

Minneapolis legit has one of the most beautiful skylines in the country, esp when you're on I-35 driving past the Stone Arch Bridge at night. Placing Vanessa and Nicky at a vantage point by the SAB that makes the riverside look industrial and dinky makes me want to take #LoveIsBlind to court.

For Halloween I’m gonna be Dave from #LoveIsBlind and my costume will just be me going around the party asking everyone if they’ve had sex yet

In Ojibwe, my name means ‘speaks in a loud and clear voice woman.’ Today, I’m officially launching my campaign for the U.S. Senate to go to D.C. and speak in a loud and clear voice for ALL of Minnesota.

A tattoo of a single tear, indicating he has killed a man

If I knew having kids was going affect the #WWHL schedule this much, I never would have congratulated Andy on the birth of his children #Bravo #BravoTV

Go ahead. Let the people see you for what you are.

I'm admittedly gonna be pissed if they keep passing up original cast members in sketches in favor of packing them with celeb cameos #SNL50

Pissed that Kim and Scarlet are in this sketch when Casey Wilson is in attendance and was an original sister. #SNL50

MATT ROGERS!!! #SNL50

I also kind of miss the days it cost people ten cents to send a single text

I like that he posted a picture of a print-out of the email.

I've literally just been sighing "god who cares" and fast-forwarding through a HUGE portion of these episodes #LoveIsBlind

Did anyone else catch that it was Sebastian Bach playing guitar for Cher during #snl50?!!!

Local festivals have built up the city's music community, and now the Twin Cities is starting to notice.