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I write books, design wedding stationery, create things, and herd cats. This account runs on memes and coffee. AmberNguyen.com
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Just call me goddess this year ig

Current situation. Guess I'll just work tomorrow instead.

My feed is great

If anyone is looking to platform a billionaire not afraid to tear down the establishment, you can buy my book on Amazon and support my online store. I'll take one for the team. I gotta start somewhere ig.

I was so busy that I wasn't reading news and I come back to water aliens? And drones? And orbs? A Lucifer tomb? Pope doing portal ritual? Some random planet messing with our orbits? I'm too exhausted to even read up on any of it. Enough internet for me today.

How do I get back to the cat photos algorithm

I always laugh when a certain type of man asks me “why do feminists hate men so much?” My response is this … It’s never been about us hating men. 🧵

Reddit says today is the alien invasion? I thought I was chronically online, but clearly I'm not online enough bc like, what's the time frame? Should I make cookies?

Look, I wrote a sorta dystopian novel. Not once have I ever read a dystopian novel where the moral of the story was to use it as a guidebook.

Idk but the Director of the FBI should really be one of those women on TikTok who find those guys' real life names and workplaces from a generic username and no photo.

@goodwilllibrarian.bsky.social

Silicon Valley was a documentary.

“Staring at your phone trying to remember which app you meant to open” is the new “trying to remember why you walked into the kitchen.”

IT'S OFFICIALLY BIRB SEASON

I don't want elites running the county who were born into wealth. I want someone who survived college on ramen and free pizza from attending club meetings, fought adversity, and kept their empathy and compassion intact.

Happy Thanksgiving! I'm too full for my pie.

Every year I spend 3 days cooking and every year I ask myself why. 😆 This year, I bought massaging slippers. I'm doing nothing for 3 days. Only fair.

The resistance is being led by librarians, so all I'm saying is that my library card should get me in, right? I wrote a book, too. Does that help?😅

What's the BlueSky equivalent of "in the clerb, we all fam" and how do I get invited

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a void, asking you to follow her.

I talk way too much for me to know what to say on an app that limits my characters.

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