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ambernymph.bsky.social
27 | She/It | Poly | Professional nerd | The hottest piece of fossilized tree sap you ever did behold and the baddest bitch to ever bitch badly FFXIV fandom hyperfixation hole @juksieemdi.etheirys.social
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OH MY GOD I JUST LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND REALISED I HAVE HIP DIPS

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

Do you guys think a deer girl on HRT would have her antlers shrink

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

LEGENDS ZA IS A SEQUEL???????

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Chat would you still love me if I didn't complete your "it's over 9000" reference

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

I have got to be at the centre of an orgy one of these days

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

Something I find kind of interesting is people who deflect criticisms of capitalism onto specifically "late-stage" capitalism, as though the earlier stages are all fine too, like buddy you're never gonna believe what those early stages are setting up

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

It is absolutely crucial that you determine your self worth based on arbitrary factors outside your control so that you can feel bad for things that aren't your fault and contribute to the vicious cycle of capitalist society

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

It must feel so good to have your hoofs trimmed with a belt grinder

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just learned that the word "invagination" exists

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This bitch going to the GYM 😤😤😤

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I have decided I'm going to look hot as fuck to the gym today so stay tuned

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

My poor boyfie inspires so much of my twinkposting I worry you guys are gonna start thinking I'm not like 80% lesbian leaning

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"if you can tie a knot with your tongue that shows you're a good kisser" yeah well I just opened a sealed box of popcorn chicken and ate from it using only my mouth and that shows I'm autistic so who's winning

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The fantasy of a man coming home from work to a beautiful woman who helps him "unwind" may lean into the problematic nuclear family trope, but I think if I peg him the situation turns around and becomes woke

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

gm

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Where are all the milf mech pilots. I want more mech milfs.

submitted 17 days ago • 27 comments

Honestly as much as I love kissing I think the best part is the moments immediately before and after, the lingering stares, the hot breath intermingling in the scant inches that separate you, the way your hands hang off one another, the excitement, the bliss, UGH that's the good shit

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I'm like a sphinx if that sphinx was really shit at coming up with riddles

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

When you think about it, Perry the Platypus' theme song claims he's a "semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action" This implies that Perry himself is capable of laying eggs, and is therefore transmasc

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Watching my boyfie playing SWTOR as a sith and he just had an interaction with a dude that basically went "damn that's really messed up" "I know isn't it awesome"

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Realising I like feet has had a lot of interesting cascade effects

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

Me seeing people in their 30s achieving artistic goals they never dreamed possible and slowly internalizing the idea that your 30s are not late in life and that I don’t need to be perfect in my 20s nor fear aging or fear I won’t have time to create what I love

submitted 311 days ago • 72 comments

The best form of foreplay is sealing the doors and windows and flooding the room with sex pheromones

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Powerful muscular women being mating pressed by tiny pathetic twinks Bonus points if both of them are whimpering

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Wishing I grew up fighting in pits and getting covered in brutal looking scars so I could have people tenderly kiss them in moments of intimacy

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

I have GOT to get weirder again

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Putting someone in the centrifuge as foreplay

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

fair use kink; you can fuck me me whenever you want without a license as long as I am being used for criticism, commentary, satire or research purposes

submitted 600 days ago • 13 comments