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PSA: the world NEEDS more catgirls, become a catgirl NOW. unlock your true potential TODAY. get cat ears RIGHT NOW

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i have never been more invested in the arc of a 1 minute video more than i be have had been has been right now

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

im gonna jostle your dolls. im gonna wiggle them around something fierce, your dolls are gonna get jiggled and there's nothing you can do about it. me and my fuckin covenant are already on their way to bust into your place and wobble your dolls around

submitted 20 hours ago • 7 comments

NEWS: Last night, the Department of Homeland Security detained a Palestinian who helped lead the Columbia encampment. Agents told him his visa was revoked. He said he had a green card. They were confused—then said that was revoked too. His attorney demanded a warrant. Agents hung up instead.

submitted 2 days ago • 142 comments

beanie babies are a combination of beans and babies

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

"well yeah, trumps new 'FUCKING KILL EVERYBODY' executive order IS truly boorish and uncouth, but he's THE PRESIDENT, raising our voices against him is a violation of norms! instead we will protest the RIGHT way, softly singing "History Has It's Eyes On You" from Hamilton as we're all gunned down!"

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

this is the post i made on march seventh to prove that i am alive

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I really hope jeffries is on the GOP payroll, because if he's doing all of this slobbering on republicans' collective dicks FOR FREE? genuinely the most pathetic life form on earth, sniveling little whimpering snot ball of a thing, disqualified from life by sheer cowardice and servility

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

kotone and aigis… makoto and aigis… the truth of it is that both versions are wlw

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

i ate a bowl of soup, including the soup

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I think I need to start networking with other creators again... I think I'm making a video game

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

ahhhhh kill me already my country has decided now that if you ever take hormones, or get body altering "trans" surgeries you will be jailed, if you are seen wearing "sex-defying" clothing, if you ask to be called a name that "doesnt fit your assigned sex", you will be jailed

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

the little filterless gremlin in my head has been nonstop ratm lyricposting it's an improvement over my usual intrusive thoughts

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

sleep now in the fire has a groove that reminds me of the seymour omni boss theme. i pause and tab. i listen to seymour boss theme. i pause. seymour boss theme has a bridge that reminds me of linkin park faint. i tab. i now listen to linkin park faint. i have adhd.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

trans girl who becomes a paladin but when her goddess doesnt transform her enters a warlock pact with a patron who does and must balance her oath and contract she doesnt know her patron is her goddess’s gray market side hustle for circumventing the post-Godswar treaty banning divine transformations

submitted 34 days ago • 44 comments

Akira? LOL Imagine being so creatively bankrupt you name your anime after the akira slide

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

i think i should be an adventure cat living on a sailboat

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

i spent [undisclosed amount of gil] on the newest hairstyle and 😳😳!!!!!!!! 🥺🥺 she looks SOOOO cute oh my godd 🥺🥺🥺🥺 please look at her 🥺 (please 🥺🙏)

submitted 43 days ago • 5 comments

two emo boys kissing can consist of a boy thats actually a girl and a boy that is actually a genderless dog

submitted 64 days ago • 5 comments

as part of my Florida domain as a cleric, I can un-reticulate target python.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

No I'm not "bimbo roleplaying". I really am that dumb, inattentive, and horny.

submitted 65 days ago • 8 comments

oh,.. the inscrutable tzatziki...

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

heeged breef

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

hold my beer, [hurricane kicks you]

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submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

You really can't talk up John Brown the way yall do and then pearl clutch when someone gets John Browned

submitted 96 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 106 days ago • 2 comments

I am the pickle dealer in this household

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments