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ambienoise.bsky.social
Nerdy, artistic, crafty, spooky I don’t do much but when I do… Cat, dog, parrot, tortoise owner. RVT, EMT Near Sacramento, CA The opposite of a dolphin is a zeppelin
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Comin out of my cage I was doin just fine gotta gotta lay down cause if I stand I’ll fall My movement too brisk how did I end up like this (You were way too brisk you were way too brisk!)

Best Buy is currently working on my switch. I miss it sooooo!

Bad ass

Here’s some stuff about me! (I see people doing this) 🌟 arts and crafts 🌟 animal crossing 🌟 spooky stuff 🌟 pokemon 🌟 Star Trek 🌟 KITTIES 🌟 vulture culture 🌟 LGBTQIA etc (pronouns she/it) 🌟 taxidermy 🌟 anime 🌟 legos 🌟 exotic pets 🌟 plants 🌟 Zelda 🌟 …and more! Yay💕

Horse dinner. Corn Chex, fistfuls of dry cereal. I think I still have milk I can have a bowl with but 🤷‍♀️

7 Stages of Pen Grief: 1. Realizing it doesn't work 2. Scribbling on the notebook 3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever 4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning 5. Sucking on the ballpoint 6. Scribbling on the notebook some more 7. Throwing it across the room

Anyone who voted for Trump is an enemy to me and women everywhere Obv there’s more reasons but 🤷‍♀️

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Maybe it’s caffeine Maybe it’s mania Maybe it’s Maybelline

How NOT to take rads Please please please use PPE and proper techniques

Some flowers from the Denver arboretum

I miss my sweet boy

This is my second one. Both bathrooms are covered now

Love attack

Godzilla attack!

Jenkie, the clown no one asked for Ask me how to crash 3 year olds birthday party and proceed with so much tequila and get paid for it

WARNING GRAPHIC VIDEO OF PITBULL ATTACKING KITTEN

Almost done with my island. Ideally I’d get a longer table and have it on one but it’s 6 feet long What should I do?

Fistfuls of dry corn Chex It’s girl horse dinner

My switch is broken and I cannot attend to my island or Cyrano! And Stitches is off having an existential crisis

Mixing Lego sets with those that don’t belong- but belong so well

The opposite of a scuba diver is a man standing in the desert vomiting

Is this where the awks spoopy peoples at?