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My entire personality is a result of The Great Muppet Caper.
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People forget that before she got with Ron, Sammi was *suuuper* into The Situation. But I don't. I'll never forget. I'm also rewatching Jersey Shore. But I never forget!

I have developed adult onset seasonal allergies and I am no longer a woman, I am only phlegm

I genuinely think I have developed seasonal allergies as an adult and I think I'm going to take a Claritin tomorrow and just...see what happens?? Hope I don't end up like Tim Ratliff and zonk out??

I had to work very hard and use my brain so much today, and that's why I'm so grateful that something like Suits LA exists, which I watch the same way I watched the Gossip Girl reboot: taking on each scene as brand new information and immediately forgetting it when a new scene begins.

Someone on The Floor is credited as "Stay At Home Fiancee" and that made me LAUGH! I have literally never seen such a title in all my years of television.

Did a full on pratfall at the office this afternoon, was looking at my phone and my foot caught on a bit of carpet, fell all the way down, dropped my dishes and everything

My favourite film genres: 5. Everyone is hot/rich and someone has died 4. Love letter to a favourite genre, but with a little twist and bisexual lighting 3.Journalists and/or detectives have documents to sort 2. Let's put on a show 1. High school: the most important thing that has ever happened

Entrepreneurial mystery book lovers in Toronto! The owner Toronto's mystery bookstore, SLEUTH OF BAKER STREET, is retiring. He is looking for someone interested in taking over the bookshop, gave me permission to post publicly about this. sleuthofbakerstreet.ca #Toronto #IndieBookstores

Saw a straight man wearing shorts this morning, spring is truly almost here

I still miss my cat so much (obviously) but I think I miss him the most when I'm napping. I just dozed off on my couch and if he were here, he would have curled up on my chest and fallen asleep too.

@emmadawn.com @peterbcounter.com I am caught up on The Pitt and can I humbly ask to start a lil group chat to discuss as we head into the final stretch of episodes?

Since I posted this: I won $25 on scratch tickets, my turntable was fixed weeks earlier than expected, and just now I got a new set of really nice bedsheets for free. Thank you Doctor Odyssey!!

My turntable is fixed and I got to see Lucinda the cat, who lives at Ring Audio. I love her. Happy International Women's Day to me

Ugh I had a very annoying day, BUT: I am making chicken enchiladas for dinner, I will watch The Pitt and The Traitors, and I will make a martini, and I will do it all in my sweatpants. I am going to be okay.

It's FLOOR O'CLOCK LET'S GOOO

I've never in my life been interested in a medical drama but god, The Pitt rules so hard.

Doctor Odyssey is finally back this week so I just know things are going to turn around for me soon

I'm still on the other app more than I probably should be, but I have recently unlocked a hack that gives me endless entertainment. When men reply to me with something insane I just write "Okay" and then watch them spiral. It's so good and it works every time. Can't give that up yet!

Last year my dad won a chili cook-off at a local brewery and this year he's judging it, extremely Homer Simpson behaviour of him.

When I die, I would like the final line of the announcement to read, "And in gay news, Laura Dern fell" so that everyone knows I was both an ally and had excellent taste in TV.

Kanye yelled at friends of mine from his car window approximately 5 years ago when he was previously dropped by companies for his antisemitic rants. I choose to believe it's only a matter of time before he'll find them and yell at them again.

30 seconds ago I learned you can watch Josie & the Pussycats on Apple+ and maybe you should @harryelfont.bsky.social #DebKaplan #RachaelLeighCook #RosarioDawson #TaraReid #Babyface #AdamSchlesinger

Snow storm raging outside but in here, it's Summer House o'clock baybeee! Bless my show for coming back right when I need it the most.

Grief makes you do crazy things - I watched a friend's hockey game last night and tonight I'm willingly not just watching the Superbowl but am hosting the viewing party. I own an I Hate Sports button that I wear proudly on my denim jacket.

I already said it, but this runs counter to every message FX has ever attempted to send as an artistic and corporate entity. Even accepting that it's a helpful "Corporations Are Not Your FRIENDS" reminder, this is... very disadvantageous for FX.

Bought three Blu rays tonight: Night of the Creeps, Collateral, and a combo Friday the 13th Part V and VI combo pack (I thought I was only buying V and I WILL NOT HEAR A WORD). The power of retail therapy should not be underestimated.

People have started asking if I'll get another cat. I set a benchmark to start evaluating how I feel about that a little more than a year from now, but like, this cat straight up watched Laguna Beach with me and loved me so much. Just a perfect pet/human pairing. Hard to find that again.

LCBO employees being told to put all the American booze back out that they just finished putting away.

Channelling my grief into something productive - being really pissed off about Nestea being rebranded to Fuze Tea in Canada.