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ambywerewolf.bsky.social
aka geoff. werewolf, monster, professional haunter, part-time princess. he/they.
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Come on, SOMEONE has have to have made a 3D print file of Bluecifer, the demon horse of Denver International Airport.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Would it be petty to pull all my money from my bank and open a new account somewhere else because they denied my auto loan application?

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

this gay ass teaser youtu.be/4cd0IzaANcI?...

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

So overwhelmed lately. Just so, so overwhelmed.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Had the most stressful drive home from rehearsal today through all the rain and some asshole STILL decided to tailgate me with brights on IN HEAVY RAIN.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

submitted 25 days ago • 214 comments

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

submitted 26 days ago • 215 comments

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

submitted 26 days ago • 311 comments

NEW BIG SALE THING - 13"x19" signed Large Art Prints of "Eulogy" and "Kingslayer" are now discounted for a limited time! You can get 'em at my web shop! ❤️

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I want to rewatch Alex Garland’s Civil War, and then I realize we’re living the setup to the movie.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

The inner conflict between "I shouldnt spend any money idk whats happening" and "money will be worthless in 2 weeks might as well get pizza because I cant stop hyperventilating to cook"

submitted 27 days ago • 80 comments

The scene in Castle In The Sky with the two burly men flexing their shirts to pieces made me gay

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

Lilo and Stitch was the only film brave enough to ask what if we made all the aliens gay

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

my anxiety is so bad I can feel it making me sick

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

too much too much too much

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

per my last wtf

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

Why is nobody coming to save us?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Monarchs.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

A confluence of bad things all happening this week, actually. Just realized today is my last day at the top of the 👑 roster. Dealing with knowing I’ll never be at the top again. Don’t know how to be any better though. Nothing matters I give up.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I’m very delicately holding it together today.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

very overwhelmed today. everything is going wrong and I can’t deal with it. but I had a delicious burrito for breakfast.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

we need to collectively ignore grimes

submitted 36 days ago • 9 comments

enough fires!!! get new material!!!

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

count orlok lowkey sexy af

submitted 37 days ago • 36 comments

Losing Twitter was hard. Losing Instagram will be harder because there’s so many people I’m only connected with on there. Holding off on that one for now.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

He did this for me, specifically

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

fitting my birthday falls on a werewolf Wednesday

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

I think my brain is breaking. I’m having trouble focusing and I’m completely forgetting things. I have no idea where my drink (Koolaid jammer) went.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 38 days ago • 25 comments

send hot men. i have a very specific type.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

i have to be off the internet and social for the next few days. every birthday feels like one too long.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

we are beyond fucked

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

How does one apply for asylum outside of the US? Where are places one can seek asylum? Asking for a friend.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Watching a tv show about “scariest haunts in America.” This guy just said, “if you don’t know what scares them, just go crazy” and at least that makes me feel like I DO know some things about proper scaring techniques.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Exactly this. The entire dance was done specifically to benefit Trump and make sure everyone knows that it's he who "saved" TikTok. It's a very successful PR stunt for Trump.

submitted 40 days ago • 31 comments

Coming from someone with a 20-year-old Neopets account and had a Twitter that was over a decade old, I think we should regularly abandon social media sites. It’s good for you to move on. Don’t let the app control you.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

"You have a strange sense of humor." Thanks, I'm also incapable of forming meaningful relationships.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Pretty sure I’m in a coma and this is a nightmare, or we’re all actually in Hell.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Hate is easy.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

All Social Media Must Die eventually

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.

submitted 40 days ago • 172 comments