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amd1.bsky.social
30's with Additional XP. Cat parent (Singular...For Now). Warhammer painting for fun. Puns as a civic duty.
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submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Here's a little poem I've written to mark the occasion: Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. Fuck off, fuck off. Fuck off, Donald You cunt.

submitted 121 days ago • 200 comments

Don't screw it up America.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Okay. I am going to be okay. I'm mainly posting to just...say what I've got in my brain, so sense won't be obvious, but I'll get there. My wife is unwell. She is in the best place to be treated and get well. I'll be waiting for her.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Crotch Pamphlets. That is all. #40k

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

That Hardspace: Shipbreaker doesn't have a Star Trek DLC/Spin-Off/Mod is going to hurt my soul for weeks.

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Humans of Bluesky, meet Betty. Betty, meet additional staff. #cats #Betty

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,551,211! - Cool Beans.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

@omegar24.bsky.social

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

There are people in this world who dislike black cats. These people are technically known as *dimwits*.

submitted 183 days ago • 32 comments

Bink.

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Wife and Kitten enjoying a read :) @sarahreesbrennan.bsky.social #LongLiveEvil

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

He offers ab solution

submitted 195 days ago • 20 comments

-A glossy US magazine once offered me the assignment of covering a 24-hour race on condition that I took Clement Freud along as my assistant. -Did you accept? -Yes: if Life offers you Le Mans, make Clem an aide. #LunchPun

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

The middle one looks like he could be one of Trump's illegitimate children.

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Great advice! What are you working on, fellow creatives...? I'm finally writing my Arthurian novel, that I've been destined for since my early teens. (So, no pressure, then!)

submitted 202 days ago • 1 comment

cat: do you expect me to talk, goldfinger? goldfinger: no, mr. cat, I expect you to eat the food I have purchased in bulk because you previously seemed to enjoy it. cat: joke's on you, sucker.

submitted 202 days ago • 7 comments

. Just saw someone refer to mansplaining as "correctile dysfunction." I need a cigarette.

submitted 201 days ago • 18 comments

When you catch your cat being Italian:

submitted 202 days ago • 4 comments

An erotic short story in three acts

submitted 203 days ago • 69 comments

BREAKING: Double Entendre Society reports huge growth in members

submitted 204 days ago • 22 comments

Eyton's Antiquities of Shropshire states that in 1292, a local miller was crushed by his own millstones. The stones were charged for his murder, resulting in them being declared "Deodand"- (given to God) to be "used for pious purpose." They hold up the tower of Hope Bagot church. #folklore #history

submitted 206 days ago • 3 comments

Well this explains A Lot Of Things...

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

CAST IT INTO THE DEEP FRYER! DESTROY IT!

submitted 207 days ago • 4 comments

Y'all, Borderlands isn't just casually bad, it's 6% on Rotten Tomatoes bad. It's so low scored that the only way to watch something less liked by Rotten Tomatoes reviewers is to learn another language. Too much? Don't worry, you only need to understand enough for the *one* movie beneath it. 🤣

submitted 209 days ago • 28 comments

My speech-to-text just transcribed "fantasy and science fiction" as "filthy insert chicken." I'm going with it.

submitted 209 days ago • 1 comment

Erin Blockabitch would be a great social media name.

submitted 210 days ago • 13 comments

"OK, groomer" ~me, agreeing to a fair price for services rendered at the pet salon

submitted 210 days ago • 5 comments