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Sinners is an excellent movie.

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

He really was our most compassionate and merciful pope. RIP.

Tips For Packing A ‘Go Bag’ theonion.com/tips-fo...

Well, shoulda known better than to check to see why Kanye was trending this time. 😦

Okay we collectively have to play a joke on Tony Khan this week and make him think that this is the week AEW surpasses Nitro so we get another PPV level episode

Let me get this straight: Fringe extremist infiltrates a major political party, rises to the rank of Vice President, throws around diplomatic weight to force a meeting with the Pope, and then MURDERS said Pope? Folks. This is a Dan Brown novel.

Gavin Newsom, a schmuck who has spent every waking moment the last 10 years of his life thinking about political optics, getting dogwalked by a guy half the country didn't even know existed like 5 days ago

28 years ago today, Mr. Burns had a ketchup problem.

What's funny about the latest Pete Hegseth chat scandal is that the timeline makes it extremely clear who provided the New York Times with this information. They're not even trying to hide it.

Any politician or pundit telling us to stop advocating for due process for the men in CECOT because it's not "politically expedient" needs to go,

Even LITERAL Nazis trying to sabotage America during World War II were given 30 days' notice before being deported under the Alien Enemies Act -- so they could get lawyers and have their day in court. Trump is giving people 24 hours. Or zero.

If your senator is breaking filibuster records, flying to El Salvador in defense of their constituents, or putting holds on every damned Trump nominee, celebrate them now. Show them they have support. If your senator isn't doing any of that - ask them why not.

In less than a hour, we find out if Tony is crazy enough to play Elton John on a Thursday as #AEWCollision goes live. 🤣 - 📸 via Tony Khan

Yep.

We've seen videos like this before, but usually when you see a tearful wife pleading with the kidnappers who have taken her husband, she's not talking to the U.S. president

Chuck Grassley is so amoral Iowans are only gonna send him back to the Senate 5 or 6 more times, tops.

If you love your library, listen up…

I'll say it again: in a country where due process is individually denied and then broadly eroded and eventually eliminated, being a citizen will not protect you from the terror of this administration.

Oh look. Another bribery and extortion scheme.

Can somebody fix his golden faucets or something so we can stop hearing about this?

Watching all the videos come out of Coachella are validating my decision to spend my life savings on Lady Gaga mayhem ball tickets

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker theonion.com/revised...

Apple CEO Tim Cook donated $1 million to Donald Trump’s inauguration. Looks like he’s getting a big return on his investment.

Fixed a loose kitchen faucet today and feel like I should now have my own HGTV show.

This season of Yellowjackets has been a chore to get though.

My 10 year old sister and I got Social Security payments after my father died from exposure to Agent Orange. It helped my widowed mom when the family lost his income. He paid into it his whole life. They even took it from his check while he was serving in Vietnam. Jeanine can go fuck herself.

Jeanine: We found out there are people who are between the ages of one and four who are getting social security Jessica: That's the benefit for kids whose parents are dead.

So America, you take your 33 1/3 tariff, minus my 25% tariff and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning with a Tariff. But then you take my 75% tariff, if we go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 tariff. See USA, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you in 2025.

Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?

Don’t overthink this. He’s asking for bribes.

The White House now sounds and acts like King Xerxes from the movie 300.

Another global pump and dump for his friends who know exactly when he'll walk back this statement

Never fails

i remember when people used to say China’s stock market wasn’t really investable, because its movements were dominated by unpredictable choices by its government.

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Weird how the same party that insisted undocumented immigrants don't pay any taxes is now using the records of undocumented immigrants paying their taxes to find them. Of course they think it's *great* they won't be adding to our tax revenues anymore. Damn freeloaders, giving us money for nothing.

we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women

Y’all know what to do

now imagine instead of some luxury item like a car, they were holding a necessary staple for daily life, like a Switch 2

Incredible example to pick - they had to put up safety netting around the Foxconn factory in Shenzen because workers kept throwing themselves off the roof