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When life gives you a Yemen, make Yemenade.

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“I hate [Trumpism] because it deprives our republican example of its just influence in the world—enables the enemies of free institutions, with plausibility, to taunt us as hypocrites—causes the real friends of freedom to doubt our sincerity...” — Abraham Lincoln, Aug. 21, 1858

submitted 120 days ago • 9 comments

1/ Every year I tell my one terrible Christmas aviation joke. So Santa’s coming up for his biannual flight review, and the examiner shows up to the North Pole.

submitted 123 days ago • 32 comments

Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built theonion.com/congress-thr...

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I’m sorry but this is just hilarious to me.

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How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world? Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.

submitted 145 days ago • 6234 comments

This is Theo. He's always looking out for his older sister Mia. Sometimes that means simply making sure she gets enough pets at day care. 13/10 for both

submitted 145 days ago • 225 comments

Back in the day you had to mail a girl this and just hope she sent back a peach.

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Aaron Rodgers Takes Blame For Parts Of Game Where Jets Were Winning theonion.com/aaron-rodger...

submitted 145 days ago • 74 comments

I immediately heard the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme in my head when I read this so at least I know I’m an awful human being.

submitted 146 days ago • 48 comments

Elon Musk: The Comic Strip

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submitted 157 days ago • 37 comments

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-locks-...

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A meme made for us GenXers if I ever saw one

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🍄📷 #Fungifriends A fungus burger.

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