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Co-CEO of Midwest ad indie Signal Theory. Your creative director’s favorite creative director. Proud dad and husband. Unrepentant nerd. Advertising. Geek culture. Live sports takes. SignalTheory.com
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Didn’t play the game. So. Um. Golly.

A TikToker called Moderate Millennial said, “Remember, no matter what they say, there are four lights.” This is reference to a Star Trek TNG episode and I do agree and think we should make it a thing @steveshives.bsky.social. Please! Make it a thing, good sir!

Recently, someone floated a theory that there’s a large movement of foxes and a few coyotes that are basically asking to be domesticated. If true, doodles are in trouble,

Economic Trump voters: Fuck with people? Don’t care. Fuck with money: THE HELL IS HAPPENING??? FIX IT NOW! Depressing as hell in every respect.

I got this feeling it’s later than it seems.

It’s a Forbidden Planet kind of night.

To all my Wisconsin peeps. Fucking a’ gang. Fuckin a’

It’s a cool and cloudy afternoon. Which means I’m watching Antiques Roadshow for the rest of the day and there’s really nothing anyone can do about it.

Why aren’t you wearing a suit? Have you said “Thank you” to Greenland and Denmark for allowing you to have a base on Greenland?

Poor stagecraft will never not infuriate me.

Two of at least 10 reasons I am the luckiest.