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Oakland/Stolen Ohlone land I like big butts and I cannot lie. Screenwriter Feminist who cares about intersecting identities Ice cream connoisseur Donut Aficionado Lover of Prince & Golden Era hip hop *Only follow back if I know you or you have a real pic
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This is 💔 East Bay Media Center was completely destroyed in a fire. www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...

After 343 games (at least since they made the big switch), it finally happened. Wordle 1,395 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This is fucking awful. Please read the whole thread.

Why does it feel like Hacks S4 shouldn’t be out yet? What timeline am I in?

Adolescence was an absolute fucking triumph. A sentence I never thought I’d write.

People who meditate: Seeking a great resource for someone brand new, short video or guide. Whatcha got?

It's finally happening. I'm making such a big splash on LinkedIn that someone slipped into my DMs to offer me a super fancy testosterone management service.

Love that my IG feed is a #HandsOff roll call from all over the states

Me: What do you want me to bake for your birthday, Mom? Mom: Oh, honey, you don't have to do that! Me: 🤨 Mom: Oh, OK, a doberge cake. Me: As you wish! Me to self: JFC I HAVE TO SEPARATE FIFTEEN EGGS?! Days like this when having chickens ALMOST breaks even

Millennials? This Gen Xer was not ready

The pilot of Dope Thief was pretty rad

I am simply exhausted from the cognitive dissonance it takes to do all the things I need to do to keep the lights on while carrying rage and terror over everything going on in the world and all the folks dearest to me who are in harm's way.