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I pulled off a tiny piece of dry skin from the rim of my right nostril and am now in constant 6/10 pain which rises to 9/10 each time I forget and blow my nose or touch it at all and it bled excessively for a wound a fraction of a millimetre in diameter. It’s such an attention seeker.

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I've had a lot of requests for it, so I will post it first tonight! Thanks, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social, for talking with us today about confronting MAGA, getting arrested in California, @protecthb.bsky.social, and fighting the good fight! #Spotlight Interview! soundcloud.com/user-5879035...

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I’m so glad Elon Musk is finally making comedy legal again. Looking forward to when he finally feels safe enough to use comedy himself. You go Elon! Iconic moves last night.

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Doechii, Pulitzer, now.

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I’m trying to buy moisturiser and enjoying this one where the woman is clearly just raising her eyebrow higher in the second picture 😭

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Even if I could afford to spend £950 on 100ml of face cream, I would not. What an insane world we live in where some people can casually spend £950 on this and others can’t afford to eat because their rent is more than this and their wages haven’t risen in more than a decade.

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I don’t think this taxi driver likes me 🫤

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Okay I scrolled too far and entered the depths of TikTok where the anglerfish has been appropriated by the psychics and the conspiracy theorists, so I’m done. Fortunately did now see the video someone made of Steve Irwin greeting her at the surface. TOO FAR guys.

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STOP OMG 😭😭😭😭

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Anglerfish can see about as well as a middle aged person 😭 I didn’t need to connect to this anglerfish more, okay? God we have so much in common 😭 prefer dark, so-so eyesight, ugly. My god. She is me, I am her.

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I was going to write book 3 today but instead I think I’ll write flash fiction from the perspective of the (widely misgendered) anglerfish who would’ve seen more in the last part of her life than ever before. That is, if their eyes work. Do their eyes work?

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For the second day in a row I find myself crying over a fucking anglerfish. Disney destroyed my brain. You could put sad music behind an image of a tapeworm leaving someone’s arsehole and tell me it was seeing the light for the first time as it died and I’d cry because I’m a fucking idiot.

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The cat threw up in Rhys’s slippers so he’s just walking around in his shoes now 😖 says his feet are cold.

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How come everyone else looks like supermodels with the TikTok Bold Glamour filter on and I look like…this? I had a screenshot of me using this filter on my phone and one of Rhys’s nephews saw it and laughed and I said, Do you like it? It’s my wedding make up! The poor kid looked mortified 😂

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Ugh must I go through this EVERY SINGLE Valentine’s Day? Please fellas, I’m taken. Have some decorum. Especially you, Austin Butler. We’ve talked about this.

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Spent the entire day yesterday struggling to stay awake only to spend the entire night unable to go to sleep. So I’m absolutely fucked today. Feel like I’ve been drugged but in the least fun way ever and still need to get through 8 hours of admin work.

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This really pissed me off. 1. I will never forget Barbenheimer 2. Barbenheimer is a portmanteau of the two titles which together created a neologism still in use years later and “Captain Jones” is not clever and not funny 3. Barbie and Oppenheimer were 2 radically different films (I’m not done) 1/2

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i didn't know marlon wayans was chill like that

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I had the most intense and fucked up dream I’ve ever had. One of those ones which makes you wonder if you’re the deviant. Also questioning why my subconscious believes anyone would need a left-handed seesaw. I’ll be processing this all morning, hope work understand.

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I was dead asleep when my alarm went off this morning and I’d been sleeping funny so when I was jolted from my peaceful slumber and tried to reach for my alarm clock my hands were numb and I couldn’t press down on the button hard enough. I was trying to pull the power cord out but couldn’t…

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"Anthony Perkins, how much does your son weigh?" "Oz?" "Or in grams if you like, I'm not fussed."

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Luigi Mangione has accepted almost $300,000 in donations from supporters who want to pay for his legal fees.

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Beavers save Czech taxpayers £800m by flooding ex-army training site

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I’m was sat there staring at a picture of a Monzo debit card on YouTube thinking “god these ads are so long!” Only to find out it was paused 🥲 Lord help me. The mind’s slipping.

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“Where’s book three Amy?” “Well I was going to write it but then someone pissed me off on TikTok and before you know it several years had passed!” Wtf is my problem?!

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Whyyyy am I arguing with a neck beard on TikTok when there is life to live.

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