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Attorney General Don Bambi offers $50 to anyone sending a photo of Luigi Mangione ran over by Tesla FSD.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

The tiniest of governments. A government so microscopically small that even their massively big manly tariffs must not have any effect on prices of cars.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Attorney General Don Bambi on a mission to turn every stone in America to locate Tesla parts that fell off while driving

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Attorney General Don Bambi demands all further Tesla communication to go through Signal only, with Russian assets part of the group chat

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Attorney General Don Bambi bans NHL goalie fights. Fears they will harm Teslas.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Attorney General Don Bambi to designate suburban potholes as weapons of mass destruction — responsible for annihilation of thousands of Tesla panels. Sources say considering to do the same for cool summer breeze — for same grave reason.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It matters not whether you bought a Tesla before whoever went whatever. It only matters you get rid of it yesterday.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Rumor has it that asking Tesla to honor warranty will become a crime punishable by imprisonment and torture.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Couple years ago, some a-hole scratched the driver’s side door on my car. For some reason my government has not yet sent stormtroopers to protect my property nor hunted the perpetrator to ship them in chains to a maximum security for-profit in El Salvador. Why, why is this? Wrong brand?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments