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amorygatsby.bsky.social
chicago camera person, he/him, layabout. it all returns to nothing.
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"Nice to meet you, Sam Porter Bridges. My name is Stuffed Crustman."

Monitor setup for the kind of person who files at most 10 commits a week

let’s fucking go

allez hop

this is not news to anyone (besides my dumb ass) but not a single nyc mayor has ever become president and yet that office is so widely touted as a springboard into the white house?

on a whim i bought my first set of lightroom presets. i'm struggling not to become jokerfied seeing how this is justThe Instagram Aesthetic and i've never been able to articulate why. left is slightly corrected digital, and the second has a preset applied, giving it that perfect kodak 400 patina.

me for next month playing death stranding 2

just deployed a bunch of untested code into production. signing off now, have a good weekend!

i am obsessed with this track i found in a video game this week www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOKD...

I am fascinated by the existence of this and I am curious to know the target audience for it.

a real sign that Instagram is dying is the number of accounts I see that post nothing but film clips with a casino/sports betting/crypto website logo superimposed at the bottom. a true marker of a company that’s given up trying to make the app an enjoyable place to spend any time.

I’m weighing the idea of being Dedra Meero for Halloween but I don’t want to pony up $500 for some of the cosplay-grade Imperial uniforms so instead I’m thinking about this and some Sharpies to do the trick.

i think instead of complaining or ranting about the various horrors of the world, i'm just gonna start posting the word "nuremberg" on days when i feel the deepest desire for serious consequences

Excited to finally try Seltzer for Tough Guys™️

Google painting the red Thompson Center beams a dull grey feels like the equivalent of an apartment covered in landlord white

why do some of these people love talking like sephiroth

i've said it before but i'm still surprised at just how many people i see using the present crisis(es) as opportunities for building their brand

just deployed a bunch of untested code into production. signing off now, have a good weekend!

i wrote my first shell script 🥳🎉

caen, 2010

it is so fucking wild how much paperwork and logins and different redundant systems you have to navigate when starting a new job and lining up your insurance cards and retirement withdrawals and etc

Spaceballs sequel. chat, how do we feel? optimistic? Or afraid of what they will try with CGI John Candy?

a side effect of "andor" is that when i'm playing a star wars video game, i'll be thinking about how in the same universe, one set of characters are discussing the real implications of resisting tyranny, meanwhile in the game everyone's saying "go talk to bumpus frikus for your next objective"

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

countless different books, films, and songs about feeling despair but few ever touch the raw desperation of "sometimes i feel very sad". thank you for your music, brian wilson.