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I traded in some old games and got my first amiibo :)

(Guy who’s only seen Wes Andersen movies encountering a scene with some symmetry in it) getting a lot of Wes Andersen vibes from this…

today’s exploration

is "dave the diver" any good

just deployed a bunch of untested code into production. signing off now, have a good weekend!

i just learned one of my celebrity lookalikes lives in chicago and i can't tell if that makes me his luigi (equivalent but less famous) or his wario (inverse and evil)

new film from the lab

from the archives - new york city, 2011

"trumpty dumpty is gonna lose again today", i post from my comfortable berkeley apartment. i made millions selling my podcast where i say things like "adam smith and kevin durant have more in common than you think". the last time i worked a service job was 1978.

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

the thing about thomas pynchon is that i could not tell you most of the plot of "gravity's rainbow" but i could recite word-for-word a quote from it because it was so beautiful and i last read that book 16 years ago

this has to be the setup for one of history's funniest chekov guns

average day on /r/chicago - Visited from Poughkeepsie, love this city! - Check this out, I love it (blurred photo of the Sears Tower) - What's the best hot dog? - I hope you people are happy with not voting for Mr Reactionary Puppykicker!!

you should be allowed to respond to a work email with "how would you feel if you heard someone was talking to one of your kids like you talk to me"

stumbleupon and ytmnd babyyyyy

average goodreads review: with extraordinary tenderness and warmth, this stunning debut novel will unveil the light you thought you'd lost. average letterboxd review: she humphreys my bogart until i casablanca

every person should have at least one friend with whom they can discuss both sports and nerdy stuff. it is a soothing balm for the mind to be able to talk about sebulba's hypothetical ERA.

one thing i feel particularly lucky about is that in the past six years, i've gotten to see so many bands i was waiting to see forever and was worried i would never see - kraftwerk, the cinematic orchestra, slowdive, air, etc

DENTAL PLAN LISA NEEDS BRACES DENTAL PLAN LISA NEEDS BRACES

this old snake-simpsons sticker was an instant buy, thank you @othatsraspberry.bsky.social

(in the year 2050) me on a hospital bed: do you think….(wheeze)….hawk tuah ever met the rizzler? my grandson: (motions to the nurse to slowly taper my oxygen off)

another day online, another day of reminding myself to not post legally actionable thoughts

instead of panicking i am figuring out how to drive my backup car

nick castellanos grand slam

holy hell, what a film

I cannot attend the protests today but I feel we might get some all-time resistance lib posts out of it, we’ll see.

just deployed a bunch of untested code into production. signing off now, have a good weekend!

as of the 6th, i've now lived in chicago for five years. what a wild thing to think.

any of you developer nerds got a minute for a question

switch 2 thoughts: - i'm glad they added a headphone jack for the pro controller - chat function could be fun - mario kart world going for $80 is grim - as is the fact that physical game cards are just download codes in plastic, and don't contain the actual game. tl;dr it's cool but i'm worried

it's 2020. i am celebrating my birthday against the backdrop of a generational calamity that we will have to contend with for the rest of our lives. it's 2025. i am celebrating my birthday against the backdrop of a generational calamity that we will have to contend with for the rest of our lives.