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ampjamz.lol
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um so… what now?

“ban tiktok if you’re gay” the us government: 😔💅 #tiktok #tiktokban

canada taking its role as 51st state seriously bc tiktok is unavailable there too #tiktokban

tiktok is dead. don’t text. currently in mourning. #tiktokban

i did it my teeth’s are gone

the funniest thing about the tiktok ban is the fact that people would rather move to an app almost exclusively in mandarin than go back to any Meta run app like facebook and instagram (anyway download rednote it’s funny)

me when someone says “it’s just one of those days” in any conversation

guys i’m back who cheered

milk. send tweet.

elon musk? more like i have a gun.

saw someone call zoopal plates tacky and i don’t think i’ve ever been so upset about something before this

Barack Obama release your spotify wrapped the people need to know

reskeet 🫰🫰

oh you like the smiths? maybe try shutting the fuck up.

SpaceX? you mean elon musk wants to have sex with space? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

bob bryar just died… i guess it’s a win for mcrtwt

i don’t trust any man who’s first pic on their dating profile is their stupid fucking pickup truck

they don’t deserve my ass tbh they can kiss skunk butt

having bluesky use a twitter icon on my phone as a coping mechanism

who was the uglies dog at the dog show today

yall want a hear-me-out?? FINE I’LL CAVE:

as it should be

literally playground behavior. they push us and when we push back they go cry and tell on us to their mommies

delete every video on youtube except “me at the zoo” and we will achieve world peace

now has never been a better time to develop an eating disorder bc pretty soon i won’t even be able to afford food as an adult :) yippee

bro was named robert frost and immediately knew what he was destined for #inspiration

send your thoughts and prayers my dad voted for trump every time he ran :/

meme accounts pls follow me i need to see something i can laugh at besides the president elect

none of this would’ve happened if we just voted for vermin supreme smh 😔

tariffs? i thought you said tear-offs.. like tearaway pants- …this is embarrassing

i want what they have tbh

wtf do you mean horse power doesn’t mean there’s a tiny horse running my car’s engine??

if you tell me investing in crypto will be a good financial decision i will beat you to death <3

fun fact: it’s actually fully legal to beat the shit out of people who invest in crypto meme coins

tobin bell lookalike contest in my basement tonight winner gets to live

how i look at bro after he swallows 100 hotdogs without chewing