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If this TikTok ban teaches us anything, it’s that a true sovereign netizen doesn’t mourn the loss of a platform: we’re too busy self-hosting, torrenting content and planning a third amendment defense against quartering government spyware in our homelab. Stay frosty out there.

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🤣🤣🤣

submitted 372 days ago • 7 comments

Bluesky I present my white paper of life

submitted 376 days ago • 7 comments

tfw you get called out as "young lady" but your body feels all "old man" 😓

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

psyop. psyop. psyop. none of you are free of egregores

submitted 596 days ago • 2 comments

i don't need a calendar i just open my window every single day like mr.scrooge and shout "you there, boy, what day is it" until i get my answer

submitted 612 days ago • 3 comments

what if cyber bohemian fashion? also could stable diffusion add a "buy now" button? kinda need those leggings on the left in the first image

submitted 647 days ago • 0 comments

Birds aren’t even real that things a fucking fed

submitted 652 days ago • 3 comments

ngl it was a good time tho

submitted 658 days ago • 1 comment

I'd like to submit to the noosphere an addition to the solarpunk memeplex: water temple accelerationism. We'll need loads of energy storage and probably the easiest energy storage is warm water! So let's max out the amount of labyrinthine underground hydro infrastructure!

submitted 663 days ago • 1 comment

This is like saying “my car is powered by factory workers in Detroit”

submitted 664 days ago • 1 comment

people on here be casually working on the nam-shub of enki like it's no big deal

submitted 665 days ago • 1 comment

ME: i wonder if the devs like shoegaze DEVS: we listen to a genre of thrash metal we invented while playing Warhammer 40k in a hyperbaric chamber

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Browsing the “What’s Hot” section

submitted 671 days ago • 6 comments

all is as foretold in the prophecy: 'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls) 'Til all these bitches crawl (crawl) 'Til all skeet-skeet mothafucka (mothafucka) 'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn) 'Til all skeet-skeet mothafucka (mothafucka) 'Til all skeet-skeet goddamn (goddamn)

submitted 674 days ago • 0 comments

we all know it's true

submitted 674 days ago • 1 comment

✌🏻☮️🕊️

submitted 675 days ago • 0 comments

never in my life have I felt the need to post a thirst trap but the vibe on here got me THIS fucking close to being upset about my shit selfie game

submitted 675 days ago • 1 comment

💀

submitted 675 days ago • 0 comments

If you're feeling strongly about something right now: don't

submitted 676 days ago • 4 comments

intentionally leaving this app in light mode to delineate the shift in vibe compared to twitter more clearly

submitted 676 days ago • 0 comments