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You might know me from Friends at the Table, you might know me from real life, you might not know me at all but weird that you ended up here.
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Technically not a road. Checkmate libs.

Every time a pope dies you have to watch Godfather III. I don’t make the rules but I do enforce them.

Going to make a horror movie made up of footage from the baby monitor when it gets a little laggy.

🎶Lifestyles of the rich and the famous They're always complaining, always complaining If money is such a problem Well, they got mansions, think we should rob them🎶

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Go Birds.

Sephiroth being a Massacre Wurm makes perfect sense and it’s hard to explain why.

Terra being the face commander of a World of Ruin themed deck. Celes in shambles right now.

Peach Momoko’s Ultimate X-Men is so good. I don’t know whose job it is to tell me about things like that but if it was one of y’all you’re fucking up.

If you were annoyed by this like I was yesterday Apple’s official video of the performance is actually mixed quite well.

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

Do you think I have time to get a “Kendrick torching Drake at the Super Bowl as a metaphor for the USA/Canada trade war” piece in before the NYT op-ed desk closes tonight?

LMAO KENDRICK

If I were producing the Super Bowl Halftime Show I would simply mix the audio so the vocals were louder than the backing tracks.

When did they start calling it the brotherly shove instead of the tush push? I hate this change.

Pure hate can keep you alive. There is a lesson here, kids.

I haven’t done a good enough job cultivating a feed here. K didn’t get nearly enough Kendrick/Drake posts. On Twitter there would have been more.

Hey, what’s up? How’s your evening going? If you have the time and the interest me and Dre are about to stream some Crush House over on twitch.tv/friendsatthetable

me: what kind of animal is that tour guide: alaskan otter me: ok, let me know what he says

Me (talking to the baby): you know, in college the overwhelming majority of my friends were philosophy majors or film majors. Jess: Wow, was there ever a world where your dad ended up sufferable?

nothing says "emergency" like "this can wait till tomorrow"

Gen Z Slingblade would be like "Skibidi Terlet" most likely.

Current baby song I’m obsessed with. youtu.be/cyRsF9VZT_M?...

The reviews are in!

24 hours and Realis hasn’t won any industry awards smh

The stream is live for any early birds! We've got the newest JDQ track on loop for your enjoyment while you wait for the episode proper to start 😎 twitch.tv/friendsatthetable