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Kiwi. Developer. Glasses. Twitter died and now I'm here
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New house policy: hold out your hands while I ladle your dinner into them.

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Sisyphus rolling a big dirty dish up the hill

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How would it go down if they tried this in the 'Murican Gulf edition.cnn.com/2025/02/21/a...

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I could probably live in harmony with summer houseflies if they didn't think my bare arms were so nice for landing on.

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My #FSharp hot-take: Certain things, e.g. implementing a GRPC service, should done in C#. It's possible in F#, but the undifferentiated heavy lifting + boilerplate are no fun at while also battling inherent C# idioms. Call out from the C# to your F# business logic. Interop is nicer than ever in F# 9

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Movies you’ve watched more than 6 times using gifs

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Lieutenant Big Balls know COBOL?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I've seen that great South African film "The Gods must be Crazy". Musk is cleverly using that kid to appear taller than the predator in the room. Much wisdom

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If I was Speaker of the House I would simply make "no driving up the steps of Parliament" a sort of blanket-rule. 🙅

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Despite saying they'd wait until the executive order was made official through the US Board on Geographic Names, Google Maps is complying in advance. This timeline is so stupid.

submitted 13 days ago • 45 comments

Is the presidential term limit any more sacred than anything else they've fed into the wood chipper this week?

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I'm gonna blame it on D.E.I.A 🎶👮‍♂️🤠👷‍♂️👨‍✈️

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

godDAMN this stupid structural-typeloving piece of shit dumbass mean spirited as long as the fields match no nominal type-safety for you piss language

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Spotify Daylist served me up this song. I think I like Rush now. Oh no open.spotify.com/track/1gkn90...

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Occasionally I ask Github Copilot if a particular function I've written can be improved upon, and it does so by an order of magnitude #fsharp

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Hmmmm, I think they already made "White Lotus Goes to Thailand". www.imdb.com/title/tt6612...

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yikes

submitted 27 days ago • 52 comments

Mind thoroughly boggled youtu.be/EmKQsSDlaa4?...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I've solved computers, guys: function sudo { param ( [Parameter(Mandatory=$true, ValueFromRemainingArguments=$true)] [string[]]$Command ) Write-Host "sudo is not required on Windows. You imbecile. You fucking moron. Executing command without sudo..." & $Command }

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