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sf bay via dayton, ohio. I have a preschooler and an infant and a 14-year-old dog. do NOT be weird to me!! thanks amybrown.xyz
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we are going to the golden gate bridge today and my three year old has been talking about it all week with the excitement of a kid who’s going to disneyworld. but I get it, I also feel that way about the golden gate bridge

submitted 3 hours ago • 18 comments

three-year-old told me tonight that he’s 69 years old. I fear the shiposts are in his dna

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

hello everyone I wrote a new blog post about my dad (an alcoholic) and my stepdad (got radicalized into a nazi), and how in light of all that i'm actually the most normal person alive

submitted 22 hours ago • 21 comments

when you roll over for the fascists in charge to keep your federal funding

submitted 17 hours ago • 8 comments

It's pretty cool that Eater put together resources for restaurants about how to handle ICE raids

submitted 22 hours ago • 37 comments

hello everyone I wrote a new blog post about my dad (an alcoholic) and my stepdad (got radicalized into a nazi), and how in light of all that i'm actually the most normal person alive

submitted 22 hours ago • 21 comments

i do think if kurt cobain had lived he would have ended up in one of those big chairs on the voice right in between the guy from maroon 5 and gwen stefani

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

it's going tits up

submitted 23 hours ago • 10 comments

it's funny how much of parenting is just like. extremely basic lifeform maintenance type shit. "eat food." "poop in the correct place." "lay down in this safe cozy bed until you fall asleep." and the child's chief overriding instinct is to shriek "NO" at all these instructions

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

FACE-EATING LEOPARD: ugh... so full. can't possibly eat another face

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

oh hell yeah they shipped the “followers only” interaction setting. I think this will be a massive quality of life upgrade in terms of reducing weird replies from people who found me in the Discover feed 🙏

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.

submitted 1 day ago • 539 comments

elon musk: "I am literally hitler" the new york times: "elon musk experimented with a new tone on thursday. some critics fear authoritarianism."

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

i’m seeing salute discourse on the skyline this morning. and once i saw that this was about steve bannon i did not need to see the video. whatever he did was obviously a nazi salute

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

late new year’s resolution be more like this nun

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

asked my husband if he thought the baby looks like my dad and he said “she mostly looks like a beautiful potato”

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 1 day ago • 144 comments

parenting tip: get a regular crib

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Among everything else, what a shitty fate, to have national systems of support dismantled by two men who have never once changed a diaper.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments