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amyelsersocial.bsky.social
You may remember me from Twitter, I am here for laughs and to occasionally vent
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Just sayin

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Then we’d better start fighting back

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

If you’ve ever use the word “ infestation” to describe people of a different race or religion, you may be a mega POS.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Let’s not talk religion, because if there is a God, he hates me, and I am not a fan.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Trump, Putin, and President Musk… aww what a cute throuple

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90 days and I am still here.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Trump referred to himself as a king? Hope he loses his head like one 💅🏼

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Therapist: And what is your heart wanting to do right now? Me: Die Therapist: 🤦🏼‍♀️ Me: Was that the wrong answer?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

submitted 4 days ago • 617 comments

MAGA acts like finding fraud in government is some new thing DOGE invented. They aren’t good at it, but experts who were let go were.

submitted 5 days ago • 285 comments

Republicans had “ let’s go Brandon” but Democrats are more transparent we just say “fuck Trump”

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

We need Pete Buttigieg as a clear messenger, more than ever.

submitted 6 days ago • 1251 comments

Ooooh well played.

submitted 8 days ago • 518 comments

This “whale swallows kayaker” story is going crazy viral but my wife watched it and said “that’s a spit, not a swallow” and she has very strong opinions on this.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

We’re the bad guys now.😔

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

A dried up prune is a raisin, and a dried up orange, is a Trump.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Evil and stupid is the worst combination tbh.

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

Once again we find ourselves in a situation so absurd that a publisher would reject the premise. Truth is dumber than fiction.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

*looks up from phone* nope, everything still sucks *looks back down at phone*

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Just two old guys in love #sameenergy #orangeclown

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My teenage son leaves the TV on for our cats when he leaves the house so they can watch the nature channel or cartoons and I can't even be mad about that.

submitted 12 days ago • 13 comments

Wait, I thought Trump could end the Ukraine war in 24 hours.

submitted 12 days ago • 953 comments

Yes he is.

submitted 12 days ago • 678 comments

At the end of the day I know I can look my kids in the face and say I voted with their rights in mind.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Ever since Meta sold out to Trump I have been getting pro Trump propaganda in my feed, but no worries, I report all of it as hate speech.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high and then she looked at me all surprised

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments

I saw this on IG… I reported as a scam.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

If you buy me calamari I’ll buy you calamari. Squid pro quo.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

You should kick their ass. - me, as a therapist

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

NOBODY ELECTED ELON.

submitted 18 days ago • 361 comments

Nachos just taste better when you’re not wearing pants. Now if I can get the other people at this Super Bowl party to agree

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

As a parent of several children, I can tell when a child is struggling to read… Trump reads at a 4th grade level at best.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The call is coming from inside the house.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Fucked around and hurt my own feelings. 🤦🏼‍♀️

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t explain to me either

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

• Sen. Grassley: "Did you ever promote QAnon?" • Kash Patel: "No, senator." • WIRED: "Here are all the times Kash Patel promoted QAnon" www.wired.com/story/kash-p...

submitted 22 days ago • 44 comments

maybe cover this death as much as you covered brian thompson's

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

submitted 24 days ago • 48 comments

going to start blow drying my hair while i’m still in the shower to save time

submitted 25 days ago • 35 comments

Sorry I never messaged you back. I didn't think society was going to last this long.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

You tell 'em, Pete!

submitted 22 days ago • 115 comments