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Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks

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lol wut

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CYBERBULLY YOUR POLITICIANS LIKE YOU BULLIED SEGA FOR UGLY SONIC

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

I saw a meme that said “authenticity is forever, embarrassment is temporary” and buddy, from personal experience I don’t think that’s true

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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

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Oh no oh no help

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Oh my god, Eric Adams is going to accidentally free Luigi. Amazing.

submitted 2 days ago • 59 comments

I'm no scholar of history, but I paid attention in college and can tell you this man will be fortunate to die in a prison cell

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We’re still in a global pandemic. The threat of Covid has not passed. We’re seeing an increase in bird flu, measles, TB & more. Public health has been dying a slow & painful death for years. We are on our own. The good news? Masks work for more than just Covid! My complete guide to respirators 👇🏼

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

Elon musk (thank you for everything sir I respect you a whole lot sir) told me to go fuck myself and that he wants to eliminate Congress

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I have been laughing at this all day.

submitted 9 days ago • 40 comments

Whenever Mario uses the Blue Shell power-up in New Super Mario Bros., his body retreats into the shell. To accomplish this, his model is deformed severely. Below is a look at Mario's state within the shell.

submitted 5 days ago • 64 comments

Making a wish at 11:11 is superstitious nonsense. It doesn't matter what time you make a wish. You just need to truly believe

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Can't escape the Reacher ads. We get it, he's a large man!

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“I am a king and my will is law” isn’t a clever distraction from what he’s doing, it’s the central underlying justification for everything he’s doing.

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Especially when you consider American Evangelicalism's popular perception of the Antichrist: -A charismatic liar who deceives millions -Rises to power in a troubled time of natural disasters, wars, and rumors of wars -Is wounded in the head yet lives -Models the opposing vices to Christ's virtues

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Boy we're gonna touch the stove so fucking hard.

submitted 6 days ago • 82 comments

It's the 50th anniversary of SNL. So many memorable moments from that show. My favorite, of course, is when Chucky came on and did Tracy Morgan's Dominican Lou character.

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I resent the representation of the first millennial vice president being a fascist but the first millennial vice president also having “erm.. random much?” posting voice is pretty much what we deserve

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The ref vs the art

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Oh shit. Make it snappy and download what you’ve got, if you have any ebooks. Especially if have they anything even remotely to do with diversity.

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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Did you know that if you saved $100,000 a day every day from the birth of Jesus to today, you still wouldn't have 1/5th of Elon Musk's net worth? Does Elon Musk perform labor that is worth way over $100,000/day for 2000+ years? Or is something seriously wrong here?

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

attending to a whale

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hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

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Something you can do to stand against RFK jr’s attempt to make us all sicker is wear a mask when you share air with others. Resist mask bans. People who cannot afford to get sick have a right to exist in public. Masking will protect your health from him too.

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Bad news: RFK Jr. has been confirmed Good news: This has raised the chances of Trump getting wiped out by a Filet-O-Fish

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Amy and I are still watching the '90s "Outer Limits." Occasionally there's a great episode but most of the time it feels like we're watching pilots for mediocre CBS dramas. Spotted this awesome shirt in one ep though. Too bad the actor wearing it (Dwight Schultz) is MAGA now.

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We could just be reading great books, watching good movies, and eating fruit. Instead we have to survive/fight miserable power hoarders. What a waste of limited time.

submitted 11 days ago • 128 comments

threw some eggs in the soil before the crisis and now my plan for infinite egg is nearly unstoppable. look who's laughing now. me. i am laughing

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hey wait a minute

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People who are telling you that there's a lot of fraud in Medicaid are lying to you in order to try to convince you to support taking healthcare away from children on dialysis. Because the only way to convince enough normal people to harm disabled children is by lying.

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Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

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Just thinking about how the response to a canceled Fat Boys concert in 1987 was more immediate and intense than the reaction of our leaders to Elon's coup.

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It's Super Bowl Sunday, so of course I'm thinking about how my dad yelled at me during Super Bowl XXIX because I told him I wanted to watch "Beavis & Butt-Head" instead of the Indiana Jones halftime show. "Everyone's gonna be talkin' about this Indiana Jones thing tomorrow!" He was incorrect.

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How am i just now learning about the Spam folder. some great deals in here

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a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job

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5 minutes into the apocalypse: So are we eating humans or not?

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this is so ominous lmao

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Okay, it is 90 degrees outside. That groundhog is a liar.

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elon musk has done so much evil but his worst offense yet is he has made it impossible to have fun online

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