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amymillercomedy.bsky.social
green eyes, chunky thighs, eatin chicken pot pies. local rapper
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I could sleep but I prefer to dwell and murmur and slowly decay

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

It’s confusing to mourn a celebrity’s dog but I don’t know the dogs age and I know Gene Hackman was 95.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Just a reminder that you can pre-order my new book JOHN CANDY: A LIFE IN COMEDY (out October 7, from House of Anansi) and that it’s written by a Canadian about a beloved Canadian, with a Foreword by another celebrated Canadian and it’s published by a 100% Canadian publisher. 🇨🇦✊🏻

submitted 9 days ago • 31 comments

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

submitted 15 days ago • 67 comments

Wait so if u have a job working for the government and the current assministration fires you, can you apply for unemployment or is there some Hudsucker Proxy style chute that just rockets the request right back down to the basement

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 15 days ago • 1062 comments

Sick of Valentine’s Day steaming trying to gaslight me every year into believing Will Smith is the star of Hitch.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

some people are book smart, some people are street smart, i'm goblin smart

submitted 20 days ago • 16 comments

“Would you like still or sparkling?” - me asking how I should look in the picture you’re taking

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

I hate it when somebody in a movie has a problem. Why are you giving my new friend problems?

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

New Yorkers: I don't care how much you (and so many of us) hate the established Democratic Party. PLEASE REGISTER AS A DEMOCRAT by this Thursday. It's the only way to vote in the mayoral and council primaries, which, as usual in NYC, is basically THE general election (in most of the city).

submitted 22 days ago • 11 comments

Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me

submitted 22 days ago • 105 comments

happy bday to joe pesci

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

My wife said Tom Brady looks like Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood and now that's all I see

submitted 141 days ago • 59 comments

Welp I did my first post here

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Rain in LA makes my p*ssy wet.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments