amyoffline.bsky.social
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See my pinned Tumblr post for the phandom video essay outline (the what? shhh)
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ooooohhh I see. in that case I ALSO highly recommend this work of genius satire:
archiveofourown.org/works/565457...
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it's a joke fic / crack fic, so your friend can't inadvertently lead people to dunk on someone's earnest work. this thing was MADE to make people recoil in horror and then laugh heartily
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sweeter than honey archiveofourown.org/works/393358...
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so much of that first year of YouTube was just people reuploading clips from actual TV shows lol. I would've been 8 at the time
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mine was, very specifically, this video within a couple weeks of it being uploaded. m.youtube.com/watch?v=mrOW...
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it's valid to be really upset by that. I haven't been in the habit of seeing live concerts for a long time bc grad school = broke and I'm probably not going to start. it just seems like it's not worth it.
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you invested a lot of time, stress, and luck to get those tickets in the first place but because the industry is owned by an unchecked monopoly, you randomly lost out because somebody somewhere decided a reseller would generate more profit for those seats
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it's valid, like if anyone asks, explain that trying to get concert tickets ANYWHERE now requires basically playing the hunger games
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I assume this is Ticketmaster's fault somehow
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I have kind of the opposite problem where my joints don't straighten all the way
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when will it be me...
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I guess it's good to have a reminder that if the phretrospective breaks containment beyond like a few hundred people from Tumblr, people are gonna be Horrendous to me about it
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this weekend has just been so bad for being insulted online lmao
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exijt
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not validation so much as "hehehehe" but I let Google guess my gender for funsies back in 2011 and it decided I was man. I've never corrected this. I'm just out here slightly fucking up everyone's analytics, including those of advertisers. mwahaha
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like damn okay I guess they're not making the noodle salad I put in the phookbook 😔
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yes, I need to wrap this thing up and send it to my committee in 4 weeks so I can defend in 6. much caffeine. little sleep. insane stress. dnp 2.0 not happening at a good time for me lol
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I have been awake for 30 hours in a data analysis fugue state
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not over bluesky and also probably not over discord bc .avi files are HUGE. but I'll drop them in a drive folder and dm you later
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"despite everything, it's still you."
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I read this as "in my work app on 6am on a notes night" at 6am on a workday. abd phase of grad school is purgatory. get me out of he--
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fr, like a completely fictional dnp show is on IMDb TO THIS DAY
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I'm not attracted to men but sometimes I See The Vision(tm). I was gonna make your blondies tonight but I drink half a bottle of chardonnay instead. god bless. peace and love on phlanet earth
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this is what my YouTube search history circa 2014 looks like
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phupload withdrawal is at the point where I'm curating a playlist for someone's 20 note post about 70s love songs
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you know I actually went to the speak now tour. I still remember it and I still have some shitty footage I took with my digital camera
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very iconic for your birthday to be Valentine's Day tbh