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it's been a long time since I had to overwork myself this much for this long and idk I'm not 19 and unmedicated anymore, fam I'm exhausted. there's still so much to do. it's the last time things are ever going to be this hard in this specific way. but I'm so tired

Every House Republican just voted to defund Medicaid. Reminder: there are no moderate Republicans in Congress, and stop pretending there are.

Sorry to ask again but politely can someone make anything make sense

it was such a good weekend for us i loved freaking out with you guys i love my grown up life

where are Dan and Phil

mhm #phanart

he's just so

PRAMS is the source of data for basically every effort to limit infant mortality and all the health dangers mothers face before and after birth. So a pretty big deal the Elon and Co decided to cancel the program.

im just gneepin over here

New event in Dragon City to unlock Dan and Phil's "Phan Dragon"

elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...

now more than ever

but it was an insult to the office when Obama wore a tan suit. okay

not to be an absolute bitch, but what the fuck kind of leader dresses like this? this is such an extreme fashion faux pas that he should be disqualified from participating in public life

‘Cause everything’s changed outside, but I feel the same inside:3 #danandphil #phanart

feeling very parasocial

the first three things I made from the phookbook: crunchy Brussels sprouts, Punjabi chole, and aloo palak!!

clumsy #phanart

Oh golly gee, where did this mess come from 😏 guess a little roomba like me is just gonna have to nomnomnomnom chow down on this feast

it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in

ah crap I forgot it's phannie Friday. I'm wearing what I've been calling the plagiarism sweater

today is both valentine's day and phannie friday so here's another collage, featuring my cringe selfies!!