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NOBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!!
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Donald Trump and I have something in common. Neither one of us wants him to be the president.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Do you wish you could live in a hell of your own making? Ask your doctor if Algorithmz might be right for you.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The only business Trump truly understands is show business.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

What amazes me most about JD Vance is how he manages to be wildly dangerous yet incredibly boring at the same time. Very few people can do that.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Let's call it The Gulf of Who Gives a Shit, Trump Is Letting Musk Destroy America Right Now

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I can't wait for this class war to start. My pitchfork hand is tingling.

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submitted 11 days ago • 107 comments

Let's call it The Gulf Between the Rich and the Poor Is Expanding Under Trump. Or is that too long to fit on the map?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I don't get how people think billionaire Elon Musk doesn't care about money. That's exactly what he cares about. It's like saying a fashionista doesn't care about dresses because she already has a hundred dresses. Honey, that fashionista wants *more* dresses.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Don't even talk to me until i've had my bloodletting

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Gimme that old time separation of church and state

submitted 12 days ago • 28 comments

This is Koby. He was feeling pretty weird after surgery, but also pretty okay with it. 12/10

submitted 81 days ago • 62 comments

Bless Kristi Noem, she has an outfit and hair extensions for every atrocity. Her latest photo op: From Hair to Guantanamo.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I hope they back together soon 😉

submitted 106 days ago • 348 comments

Lily is watching the new documentary about America.

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Wow! I like what you've done with your eyebrows.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

"Paula White-Cain" sounds like the kind of mayonnaise Satan would use in his tuna salad.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Ask anyone at a UPS warehouse, they find six, eight bodies a night.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I may not be the brightest crayon in the tool shed but at least I'm great at analogies.

submitted 16 days ago • 16 comments

The true test of your comedic ability is if you can get people to laugh without resorting to profanity. But you glum cunts make that fucking impossible.

submitted 52 days ago • 9 comments

“Oh, I get it now,” I say when I don’t get it but I want the interaction to end.

submitted 26 days ago • 14 comments

After the revolution: “Me? No, I was never an Amazon Prime member.” My eye twitches involuntarily as I see a delivery truck turn the corner.

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment