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Secretary of Defense Hegseth says he doesn’t know if Russia invaded Ukraine. This you?

submitted 23 hours ago • 843 comments

I wish the phrase ‘you probably aren’t old enough to get this reference’ wasn’t such a large part of my vocabulary.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

ah yes, the much maligned, long suffering demographic throughout all of history: the white heterosexual male

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

"With this reply, I shall rewrite your post, but in an unfunny and disturbing way. Then we all win."

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

there's a Cybertruck in my neighborhood with a vinyl wrap that I think is supposed to be camo but is a low res enough texture blown up so big that it reads as distressed denim. stupendously goofy vehicle.

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Me: if I’m guilty of anything, it’s loving too much Judge: and indecent exposure Me: well yeah

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

this is a dril tweet

submitted 1 day ago • 649 comments

It's this but they're making a dystopia out of a perfectly fine society for no reason. Standing in a fully stocked grocery store going "I guess we have no choice but to kill and eat each other"

submitted 2 days ago • 630 comments

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

submitted 3 days ago • 2157 comments

Who could've predicted this, except everybody

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

Slava Ukraini!! kyivindependent.com/zelensky-won...

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

You have no idea what kind of fantasies lurk in my heart and mind

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Doing this while your child's mother is frantically trying to get in touch with you

submitted 4 days ago • 1041 comments

truly wild that the owner of a comic book distribution company that declared bankruptcy paid himself more than he owes like Image and Dynamite combined

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

submitted 5 days ago • 156 comments

let me say that this is the classic “just asking questions” approach to delegitimizing the achievements of black people. and critically, you don’t even have to be a black person who talks about race. simply being black to these people means you are “obsessed with race.”

submitted 5 days ago • 139 comments

Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story. Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver. This is what "merit" means to them. apnews.com/article/trum...

submitted 5 days ago • 491 comments

This just in: Creamsicles suing for defamation

submitted 6 days ago • 99 comments

you know what's a fun word? regicide.

submitted 7 days ago • 131 comments

My latest invention is an axe handle that you slide your phone into at the top as the head, and when you want to post, you swing in hard against a tree until it shatters.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

- What's wrong with the BMW? - I brought it in because it's making a weird little noise. - That's the blinker. - The what?

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Was reading George Orwell on the Spanish civil war last night and this part stuck out.

submitted 21 days ago • 80 comments

Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it. Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on. Making this my pinned post.

submitted 22 days ago • 95 comments

ATTENTION: I have now added the RFK Jr You Have Died of Dysentery and More design to my Threadless store - available as shirts, posters, PUZZLES even; go check it out and share I HAVE SPOKEN bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/you-...

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Dying in a hunting accident after being shot with your squire's own arrow does.

submitted 7 days ago • 40 comments

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

submitted 7 days ago • 1005 comments

"Wow, it is SUPER fucked up in here," says Snagglepuss's gynecologist.

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: attention passengers is anyone here a doctor PASSENGERS: sorry no FLIGHT ATTENDANT: um ok well then is anyone here a pilot

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

Well here we go

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

Making Passengers Clap After Their Plane Lands Because We All Know What a Fucking Accomplishment That is Now Great Again

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

[RFK Jr, brainstorming more dumb fuckin ideas] Ok how about this: gluten free handguns

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

The technology brothers have invented “Goons as a Service”

submitted 9 days ago • 239 comments

Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere theonion.com/numerous-tea...

submitted 8 days ago • 72 comments

Babies are so dumb they try to use magazines like ipads. Yeah all 72 pages of that issue of Time are touch screens. It cost $36,000. Idiot.

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

I would prefer to live under a ruling class that could not be described as “Austin Powers, but without ironic detachment.”

submitted 9 days ago • 56 comments

A thing I wish I could teach people is that the vast majority of very rich people are deeply stupid. They did not get where they are because of ingenuity or talent. They got there because of compound interest on hereditary wealth and being tax cheats.

submitted 10 days ago • 173 comments

dakota mcfadzean

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It's not just Stonewall, it's all over NPS.gov - They're erasing Trans people from history. Those photos of Nazis burning books in 1933? Those were books on gender and sexuality. This is a 21st century book burning in the public square. It's Memoricide - a speedbump on the road to Genocide.

submitted 12 days ago • 11 comments

I don't want to overthrow the government I want to look at weird art and make quilts for my friends

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

your honor, they kept talking to me while my headphones were in

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

(Fred Schneider voice) dirty deeds and they're done dirt CHEAP

submitted 15 days ago • 32 comments

imagine having a government as functional and rational as the one in Starship Troopers

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

if you don't click through to the article you'll miss that 1) this guy looks EXACTLY like you would expect a guy who owns a gold cybertruck to look like and 2) this is the "threatening" sticker lmao

submitted 14 days ago • 211 comments